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    My ex-girlfriend

    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled

    So I told her to f**k off.

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Priceless. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    HAHAHAHAH hilarious!

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Superb!

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    lmfao - outstanding!

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    That's the way to do it lol [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Absolute class [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Brilliant!

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Thats what i like to hear [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Am I the only one thinking you should have f [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif[/img]ed her up the @rse, and THEN told her to Foxtrot Oscar [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/****_you.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    I think so Dave. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Dave you funny geeza! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Love the avatar NE.

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Yeah its different innit! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Well I was going to use these but thought I prefer knight rider killing the beatles.






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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    [ QUOTE ]
    Well I was going to use these but thought I prefer knight rider killing the beatles.







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    PMSL, I love the middle MC hammer one LOL - brilliant! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Ummm, very [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

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    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif[/img]

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    AND GO FARTHER! LOL

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

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    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif[/img]

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    AND GO FARTHER! LOL

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    right on brother............. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif[/img]

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    Re: My ex-girlfriend

    Excellent gag, even the wife laughed at that one!

 

 

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