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    Saturday joke

    Probably heard before but..

    Three guys died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter
    met them and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because
    you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you
    something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get.
    You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big!"

    The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long
    were you married?"

    The first guy says, "24 years."

    "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asked.

    The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."

    Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Lada to
    drive."

    The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter
    and says, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once,
    but that was our first year, so we really worked it out."

    Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your BMW."

    The third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're
    going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at
    another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

    Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Porsche!"

    A little while later, the two guys with the BMW and the
    Lada saw the guy with the Porsche crying on the golden sidewalk,
    so they went to see what was the matter.

    When they asked the guy with the Porsche what was wrong, he said,
    "I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!"

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    Re: Saturday joke

    nice one TDI [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif[/img]

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    Re: Saturday joke

    a skateboard with a nice set of mags I hope... :-))

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    Re: Saturday joke

    Very good mate he he

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    Re: Saturday joke

    crying coz he wife died, how sweet! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

 

 

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