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    Proved- bulls**T and ass kissing will get you far:

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh it and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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    Re: Proved- bulls**T and ass kissing will get you far:

    You have too much time on your hands, which is a good thing for us all, cheers [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: Proved- bulls**T and ass kissing will get you far:

    L-A-Z-Y.

    Can't be bothered to work it out. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Re: Proved- bulls**T and ass kissing will get you far:

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    You have too much time on your hands, which is a good thing for us all, cheers [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    It was circulated by a senior manager at my work- ill pass the comment on [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

 

 

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