My girlfriend says plenty of stupid things, ranging from insisting that Quattro means a car has "four engines, not four wheel drive"... to... claiming that the person selling a used car we were viewing was lying about it having a new clutch because, in her actual words "I looked at that pedal and it looked old".
Anyway, she's just come out with another piece of stupid gold.
She was on the laptop and clicked on to the website I was looking at beforehand. Then she said to me "Liverpool are rubbish".
Now being a Liverpool fan I quickly reacted, asking "Why is that then?".
She said "They are bottom of the table".
So I took the laptop from her to have a look at this league table she was obviously misreading, and this is what she was looking at.......................
**Scroll down and brace yourself**
Over to you lot......