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    The Geography of a woman

    The Geography of a Woman:

    Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. Half
    discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
    fertile deltas.

    Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
    Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade with cash
    or cars.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
    Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
    have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
    desirable place to visit.

    Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
    She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
    is now necessary.

    Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
    Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the
    frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
    glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

    After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
    Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


    The Geography of a Man:

    Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe.
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    Re: The Geography of a woman

    Oldie but a goodie [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: The Geography of a woman

    Nice

 

 

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