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    solution to broken britain

    someone had printed this out and put it on every noticeboard at work thought it was brilliant and simple, lets see what you guys think

    Dear Mr Cameron
    Please find below our suggestion for fixing England 's economy.
    Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money
    on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan..
    You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
    There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
    Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following
    stipulations:
    1) They MUST retire.
    Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
    2) They MUST buy a new British car.
    Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
    Housing Crisis fixed
    4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
    Crime rate fixed
    5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
    and there's your money back in duty/tax etc
    6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that
    makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy so and so's to reduce
    their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down.
    It can't get any easier than that!
    P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their
    falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances



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    Thanks bang on the money. And while their at it stop providing copious amounts of methadone to the bag heads and stop giving alcoholics an allowance each week to buy their cider (no offence Scott)
    NHS problem fixed

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    Easy solution, stop giving away billions in foreign aid and with the saving they make they can reduce fuel duty. Product deliveries get cheaper and prices drop, more people spend money and so inflation will drop.

    Also empty the immigration detention centers and send them all back, deport foreign criminals and save millions more in benefits and costs.

    Appoint Jeremy Clarkson transport minister, no toll roads, no speed cameras and increased speed limit.

    Win win situation if you ask me

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    Or just emigrate!


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    And there was me thinking the solution could be derived from a belt of 7.62!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Or just emigrate!
    Only place i'd consider going is the USA or Oz!

    Couldn't have my A3 though then!
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    So all they need to do is pay out 10million million pounds and the country will be sorted.

    Worst. Idea. Ever. :lol:

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    Think you'll find that's 100 billion pounds (I think a billion is 100 million!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenUK View Post
    Only place i'd consider going is the USA or Oz!

    Couldn't have my A3 though then!
    why not?? I took mine with me!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    why not?? I took mine with me!
    Must have cost a fortune to ship it over?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenUK View Post
    Must have cost a fortune to ship it over?
    Not as much as buying one that's already there. lol



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    The solution to the problem is to invade an oil rich country in the gulf and steal the oil.

    If only we could do such a thing.................................
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    Quote Originally Posted by vroomtshh View Post
    So all they need to do is pay out 10million million pounds and the country will be sorted.

    Worst. Idea. Ever. :lol:
    biggest. fail. ever. :lol:


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    Quote Originally Posted by StateOfPlay View Post
    The solution to the problem is to invade an oil rich country in the gulf and steal the oil.

    If only we could do such a thing.................................
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    stop giving money in aid to all a sundrie, cut off all money sent to the eu.
    drop vat to 10%, 40p off fuel duty and watch as the economy recovers in days!!

    stop the nhs giving all but emergency care to anyone who hasnt paid into the system in the last 5 years.

    give all immigrants reguardless of time spent here a basic english and english culture test, and ship off whoever fails to the countries of their origins.

    the cash generated from road tax............. repair the roads with it.

    evict the knobheads out of their council house that live next door to me. or atleast tell them its not nessasary or acceptable to hoover their upstairs floor boards at half past eleven at night.

 

 

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