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    Deep thoughts.

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz 380 SL."
    * Lynn Lavner

    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
    * Robert De Niro

    You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
    * Steve Martin

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    * Billy Crystal

    "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
    things that money can buy." -
    * Tom Clancy

    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    * Robin Williams

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
    * Rod Stewart

    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
    * Woody Allen

    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
    * Rodney Dangerfield

    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
    relationships.
    * Sharon Stone

    "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
    * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
    * Jack Nicholson

    "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
    * Tiger Woods

    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
    * Jerry Seinfeld

    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
    * Dustin Hoffman

    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    * Robin Williams

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
    * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)

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    Re: Deep thoughts.

    Some good ones in there.....

    Never been through one, but this paints a very clear picture.....

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    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    * Robin Williams

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    Re: Deep thoughts.

    Excellent lines. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img]

 

 

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