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True as well:
"If your concerns are mainly those of the young driver, then Dan Anslow and his Max Power Party, standing in Southend West, Essex, could have the policies for you.
Among their manifesto pledges are "to name and shame crappy garages", a reduction in speed bumps, prison sentences for uninsured drivers and compulsory advanced training for all drivers.
They are also offering "free boob jobs on the NHS, which will benefit everyone" and "a huge tax on caravans, because that sort of behaviour has got to be deterred", says Max Power editor-in-chief John Sootheran."
Funny article- includes also a guy who would "stand in front of icebergs and shout at them to "stop melting". "
Im tempted by the Dungeons Death and Taxes party. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
It pledges to reintroduce hanging, "but only for minor offences such as writing graffiti and dropping litter". Murderers and those guilty of improper use of mobile text abbreviations will be disembowelled.
The new school leaving age would be nine, with "thickie" children forced to take up manual labour. The party also pledges to occupy and annexe France, and to have tax rates of 90%.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4494439.stm
True as well:
"If your concerns are mainly those of the young driver, then Dan Anslow and his Max Power Party, standing in Southend West, Essex, could have the policies for you.
Among their manifesto pledges are "to name and shame crappy garages", a reduction in speed bumps, prison sentences for uninsured drivers and compulsory advanced training for all drivers.
They are also offering "free boob jobs on the NHS, which will benefit everyone" and "a huge tax on caravans, because that sort of behaviour has got to be deterred", says Max Power editor-in-chief John Sootheran."
Funny article- includes also a guy who would "stand in front of icebergs and shout at them to "stop melting". "
Im tempted by the Dungeons Death and Taxes party. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
It pledges to reintroduce hanging, "but only for minor offences such as writing graffiti and dropping litter". Murderers and those guilty of improper use of mobile text abbreviations will be disembowelled.
The new school leaving age would be nine, with "thickie" children forced to take up manual labour. The party also pledges to occupy and annexe France, and to have tax rates of 90%.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4494439.stm
