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    Employee performance appraisals.

    These are actual quotes taken from Government employee performance
    appraisals:

    1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has
    started to dig."

    2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

    3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
    definite won't be."

    4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
    trap."

    5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

    6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

    7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
    them."

    8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

    9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

    10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
    together."

    11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

    12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

    13. "She has taken all aspects of her job to previously unexplored levels of
    space."

    14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

    15. "He's been working with glue too much."

    16. "He would argue with a signpost."

    17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

    18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

    19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

    20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

    21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

    22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

    23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

    24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for
    it."

    25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

    26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

    27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

    28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

    29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

    30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

    31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

    32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"

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    Re: Employee performance appraisals.

    PMSL , very funny cheers mate

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    Re: Employee performance appraisals.

    hahahaha excellent [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] no.26 & no.31 [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img]

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    Re: Employee performance appraisals.

    no. 18 is pure class [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Employee performance appraisals.

    At least it's good postive feedback. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Employee performance appraisals.

    Good comments to remember for the form filling

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    Re: Employee performance appraisals.

    Absolutley Mint - these are gunna do the rounds here.... they can each pick a comment they want on their appraisal.... however some are eligible for "All of the above" !!

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    Re: Employee performance appraisals.

    Great

 

 

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