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    Monday Humour - First Impressions......

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen this guys an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, hell kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
    To which the wife responds, "He wasnt kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.........
    .......Be strong, honey. I love you too."

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    Re: Monday Humour - First Impressions......

    HAHAHA ................eeeewww unlucky [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Monday Humour - First Impressions......

    flogging time, this was done about one month agao too!

    But as I always say to stop humiliating any further...Good joke..well funny!

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    Re: Monday Humour - First Impressions......

    Sorry NSD...... didn't realise it had been done before...... Hang on, someone's just informed me the popes dead - anyone else heard ?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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    Re: Monday Humour - First Impressions......

    no! gor darn m8 Really! I thought he was only elected a few days ago! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Monday Humour - First Impressions......

    Good one Hop. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Monday Humour - First Impressions......

    Good Joke [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

 

 

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