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    Katy Perry AND Katherine Jenkins....Single. Perverted comments in here...

    As title, followed on from a thread on the 8L section....

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    She's probably had more hands up her than sooty.

    Would still smash it though, especially when she is tarted up like the 80's bird in the TGIF video!
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    Phroooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
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    She is so rude in so many ways......

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    As my mate would say 'I'd quite like to kiss her lips....'
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    You need to post pictures lads!!





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    As my mate would say 'I'd quite like to kiss her lips....'
    That is so polite....

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    I was waiting for you Scott.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by pats3poa View Post
    I was waiting for you Scott.......
    Nice one!

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    Thanks.

    I got one with nipples but I can't post that on ASN.

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    Thanks.

    I got one with nipples but I can't post that on ASN.
    But...but
    lol, never mind dude

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    One's been with Russel Brand, and the other's Welsh!

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    pixie lott beats them all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Thanks.

    I got one with nipples but I can't post that on ASN.
    Im waiting on that in PM then!!!!

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    Katy Perry! Wooow

    id scratch that kitty cat!

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    her knickers would do.....

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    Tbh I think Katy perry looks a bit of a bloke in the face

    Even so I'd motorboat the **** out of her bazookas !!

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    I'd ruin the two of them.........within 5mins aswell!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxmeister View Post
    I'd ruin the two of them.........within 5mins aswell!!!!
    and getting dressed?

    I doubt there is many female celebs many of us would say no to.

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    I doubt there is many female celebs many of us would say no to.
    Vanessa Feltz.
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    Susan Boyle.....

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    Scott if Meryl had of stayed any longer she'd of got it...

    Open wide love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
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    nothing wrong with potting the brown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    Dame Edna Everage...
    Scott would more that likely tap that

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    nothing wrong with potting the brown
    probably better to pot the pink first and then screw back for the brown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    and getting dressed?

    I doubt there is many female celebs many of us would say no to.
    Exactly!!!!

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    You've got to have a laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    Vanessa Feltz.
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    Susan Boyle.....
    I knew there would be a few but the point still stands.

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    Dame Edna Everage...
    That's a bloke and has no place in this discussion.
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    FKN CNTing grandad!!
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    Could believe that
    It's like is that? Got your cable back and the abuse commence? Lol
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    Where's the poll?
    Set it up then Jo.

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    This thread demands more Katherine Jenkins.














    I'm spent.

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    You up all night looking for them Scott or are they off the hdd lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    You up all night looking for them Scott or are they off the hdd lol

    Just a quick Google mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Just a quick Google mate.
    Lol I think you scanned that one in!!
    Come on dude keep them coming....... Pmsl

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    It's like is that? Got your cable back and the abuse commence? Lol
    Damn rite, didnt want to disappoint...
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    That one of KJ getting out of the car is top notch. Win.

    My missus saw my emails last night, saw an email about this thread, looked at this thread and then wouldn't speak to me for much of the night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    That one of KJ getting out of the car is top notch. Win.

    My missus saw my emails last night, saw an email about this thread, looked at this thread and then wouldn't speak to me for much of the night...

    WTF?
    Really?
    ***** is crazy man.

    Misses was reading the thread over my shoulder last night and just laughed at us all. lol

    She prefers KJ over KP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Misses was reading the thread over my shoulder last night and just laughed at us all. lol

    She prefers KJ over KP.
    That's sort of what I expected... She thinks I am far too infatuated with them both and that I am sad... Maybe I am... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    That's sort of what I expected... She thinks I am far too infatuated with them both and that I am sad... Maybe I am... lol.
    Nowt wrong with being infatuated, unless you go in to stalker realms.

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    School boy error right there.
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