A guy goes into a brothel to get some practice performing oral sex on his wife. The "lady" was happy to give him a few pointers and then told him to go for it. So the man goes down on her and, judging by her reaction deemed pretty good at it...But something strange hapened. A couple of minutes into the deed, he felt something in his mouth. he spat it into his hand and found a piece of carrot. "YUK" he thought but said nothing and continued. A couple of minutes later he came up with a broad bean. "F$$kin' 'Ell, this is revolting" he thought. Never the less he says nothing and gives her filthy box one massive shot. A couple of minutes later he came up with a piece of chicken. He couldn't stand it any longer, "I can't do this anymore!!! I'm gonna throw up" "Thats wierd.." remarks the pro... "...thats just what the last fella did"
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