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    Question Xmas ideas for the women?

    So yes its that time of year again where you go out and blow all your cash on silly things for 1 little day called xmas. seems to creep up on my more quicker than usual and im left wondering on what to buy the girlfriend. so.............. your ideas would be great

    post up any ideas i could get her. no funny smart ones now. lol

    awhhh i hate this time of year. so stressful!! :P

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    Jewellery
    Jewellery box
    Spa day
    Clothes (check what they want first or could be embarrassing/awkward/expensive)
    Underwear!
    Tablet computer
    Multipack of favourite cosmetics
    Perfume
    A surprise trip to Euro city (Paris/Rome/Venice/Prague/Bruge...)
    Flowers on the day
    Chocolate (Godiva or Charbonnel & Walker)

    Obviously not all the above!

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    Quote Originally Posted by warren_cox View Post
    Jewellery
    Obviously not all the above!
    Haha yeah, you don't know my missus

    Have you got a list??
    Easiest way, get them to jot down what they want/need and see how your budget goes.
    Bling or something that smells nice is always a winner.

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    La Senza Sale is on, I think.
    Pop in and grab them loads of pretty things.
    I hear they like that.

    My misses is getting a First Aid course. Thats what she wanted, thats she she gets.

    She got any hobbies or interests?

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    Lol Scott you old romantic you surly there will be other things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Lol Scott you old romantic you surly there will be other things?
    An iron & Hoover ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Lol Scott you old romantic you surly there will be other things?
    Nope.
    Our christmas and birthdays are simple.
    She tells me what she wants or gives me something to look out for. If she don't then she wont get any thing.
    Its as simple as that.

    I hate giving and receiving the little tat presents you get, just cause its christmas.
    I don't want socks, chocolate, shower gel or that little toy you found in pound shop cause you think its cute.
    If its not useful or wanted by you then I don't buy it.
    You get a gift voucher instead with a note saying "You should be easier to buy for or at least give me some indication of what you want and I wont have to give you this thoughtless bit of paper with some numbers on it"
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    I booked a table for us both last year.











    Turns out she is crap at snooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulAr View Post
    I booked a table for us both last year.











    Turns out she is crap at snooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by warren_cox View Post

    Obviously not all the above!
    obviously,

    Iv got mates who go mad on their girlfriends when buying them presents. I keep saying they are setting a standard that they are not going to be able to keep up.

    I always ask what she wants, this year is was a canon powershot g12 bridge camera, which hopefully she will use. Some good presents I thought of were days out, falconry course and hot air ballooning both seem good fun.
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    Implants????

    The gift that keeps on giving?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by warren_cox View Post
    Implants????

    The gift that keeps on giving?!
    Good call, she got some for me last year as it happens.






    My nickname since then has been `Spacehopper`.
    Now:
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    -BMW 335d Xdrive, Estoril Blue, fully loaded.

    Before:
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    BMW 320d M Sport
    S3 (8P), Sprint, REVO, H&R Springs, BBS CHs,

    Golf MK5 GTi 20TFSI - REVO Stage1, Red.
    Golf MK5 GTi 20TFSI - Std, Shadow Blue
    Civic Type `R`
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulAr View Post
    Good call, she got some for me last year as it happens.






    My nickname since then has been `Spacehopper`.
    I wondered why we hadn't seen you around so much this year!

    They are good fun though eh
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    I've bought my girly a watch this year, nothing silly expensive, but a nice one. She'll get a few bits a bobs to open too, a couple of CDs and the like.

    I've always been brought up to be relatively frugal at Christmas, and thats the way i've always been since, presents that count and are appreciated not by how much they cost but by how much they are valued...yep, i'm an old man!
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    Out of respect for baby Jesus & santa I stopped short of suggesting big fat knobby dillers
    Now:
    -MK2 Golf Gti 16V/VR6, Oak Green, Shrick, Intake, Decat, Kish Retrim, Lenso BSX..
    -BMW 335d Xdrive, Estoril Blue, fully loaded.

    Before:
    S3 (8P), Ibis, DSG, Milltek, SHARK

    BMW 320d M Sport
    S3 (8P), Sprint, REVO, H&R Springs, BBS CHs,

    Golf MK5 GTi 20TFSI - REVO Stage1, Red.
    Golf MK5 GTi 20TFSI - Std, Shadow Blue
    Civic Type `R`
    Golf MK4 GTi 18T - 200bhp, MTM ECU, Forge DV
    Golf MK3 VR6 - Cat Back
    Corrado VR6 - JAMEX
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    etc....

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    Quote Originally Posted by warren_cox View Post
    Implants????

    The gift that keeps on giving?!
    lol shes a 32E already and complaining that if they get any bigger shes goin for a reduction. nearly cried that night. :'( lol

    took her to paris last year as an xmas gift but maybe not going to blow almost 1k on her this year. before yous even say it.... yes.. i an whipped.

    got her a few things already so thinkin to top it off maybe a necklace or earrings. not too sure. ahhh hate this time of year!!

    cheers guys

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    High maintenace or what!

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    Quote Originally Posted by supanova View Post
    lol shes a 32E already and complaining that if they get any bigger shes goin for a reduction. nearly cried that night. :'( lol

    took her to paris last year as an xmas gift but maybe not going to blow almost 1k on her this year. before yous even say it.... yes.. i an whipped.

    got her a few things already so thinkin to top it off maybe a necklace or earrings. not too sure. ahhh hate this time of year!!

    cheers guys
    Is it rude to ask for pictures?...................Never mind, wrong section and that thread got shut down ages ago.

    I got a couple of mates who spends hundreds on their girl friend/wife, I can't even begin to think what I would buy sarah for that amount and even if I did she would tell me off for spending to much money on her. lol

    I have booked her in for a relax floating section or some crap thing after christmas for when I'm off doing the stunt driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Is it rude to ask for pictures?...................Never mind, wrong section and that thread got shut down ages ago.

    I got a couple of mates who spends hundreds on their girl friend/wife, I can't even begin to think what I would buy sarah for that amount and even if I did she would tell me off for spending to much money on her. lol

    I have booked her in for a relax floating section or some crap thing after christmas for when I'm off doing the stunt driving.

    hahaha if the thread had of been still goin i might have done. lol

    i did have loads on my phone until 1 night i was actually showing her fu*kin dad a pic on my phone and he fu8kin flipped to the pic before and lucky enough it was only her in her bra and undies as if he had of kept goin he would be scared for life or really into incest but i was luck he didnt slap me one. so she erased most of the good 1's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supanova View Post
    hahaha if the thread had of been still goin i might have done. lol

    i did have loads on my phone until 1 night i was actually showing her fu*kin dad a pic on my phone and he fu8kin flipped to the pic before and lucky enough it was only her in her bra and undies as if he had of kept goin he would be scared for life or really into incest but i was luck he didnt slap me one. so she erased most of the good 1's.
    There is all ways the pub thread.
    We are open to new members and random pictures. lol

    My images got caught a couple of times and the misses found pictures of my ex's, so the hole lot got removed.
    I think I got 1 left somewhere. lol

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    Take her out for a boozy lunch and then let her pick out some nice jewelley, new boots or a new coat.
    She'll appreciate having the time together and getting to pick something herself....women ALWAYS have their eye on something!
    Then have some small things wrapped up for a surprise

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    Buy her a nice new A1. I'm sure she would like that!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by h5djr View Post
    Buy her a nice new A1. I'm sure she would like that!!!
    I'd go through the sex change op if he'd buy me a new A1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by h5djr View Post
    Buy her a nice new A1. I'm sure she would like that!!!
    Oh yeah, and how's he going to get that under the bloody tree .

    well I'm all done, even wrapped! for once I won't be that guy scratching around a load of unwanted items at the back of debenams on Xmas eve

    And that sexy mrs clause outfit better get dusted off on Xmas eve of shell be transferred to the naughty list

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    get her something along the lines of this:



    and this

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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    get her something along the lines of this:



    and this

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    Hmmmm have you been in my girls top drawer??

    That's V similar to the mrs clause outfit the missus has.
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    well i was going to post up something a little more appealing to the eye but i thought one of the mods would get me for that

    and as for penetration mate... use LUBE!
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    Haha that would bring out the ban stick, it's all down to the rotating balls at the base of the rabbit.... Erm apparently

 

 

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