Alan Shearer went to see his GP.
"What's the problem?", asked the doctor.
Shearer replied "Every time I look in the mirror, I get aroused."
"That's because you're a c * * t".
"What's the problem?", asked the doctor.
Shearer replied "Every time I look in the mirror, I get aroused."
"That's because you're a c * * t".
