Rectum deodorant
>
>A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum
>deodorant.
>
>The pharmacist, a little amused, explains to the woman
>that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
>
>Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has
>been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis
>and would like some more.
>
>"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
>
>"But I always get it here," the blonde protests.
>
>"Do you have the container it came in?" asks the pharma-
>ist.
>
>"YES!" says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She
>returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
>who examines it and says to her, "This is just a normal
>stick of underarm deodorant."
>
>Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
>aloud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"
>
>A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum
>deodorant.
>
>The pharmacist, a little amused, explains to the woman
>that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
>
>Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has
>been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis
>and would like some more.
>
>"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
>
>"But I always get it here," the blonde protests.
>
>"Do you have the container it came in?" asks the pharma-
>ist.
>
>"YES!" says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She
>returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
>who examines it and says to her, "This is just a normal
>stick of underarm deodorant."
>
>Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
>aloud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"
