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    smelly ass

    Rectum deodorant
    >
    >A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum
    >deodorant.
    >
    >The pharmacist, a little amused, explains to the woman
    >that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
    >
    >Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has
    >been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis
    >and would like some more.
    >
    >"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
    >
    >"But I always get it here," the blonde protests.
    >
    >"Do you have the container it came in?" asks the pharma-
    >ist.
    >
    >"YES!" says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She
    >returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
    >who examines it and says to her, "This is just a normal
    >stick of underarm deodorant."
    >
    >Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
    >aloud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"

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    Re: smelly ass

    Doh

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    Re: smelly ass

    roflmao [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    Ahhhh - Blonde jokes - cant beat 'em - Good one.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    I wonder whose blond on here..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Up yer bum!

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    Re: smelly ass

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    I wonder whose blond on here..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/burningmad.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    Dont be angry as long as you dont do the same [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    No hes angry as he has lost his BMW! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] nasty meeeeooooww [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

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    No hes angry as he has lost his BMW! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I wish.... that would mean my A3 was here - no such luck!!!! Got to wait til the 20th now [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    Think youve missed the point mate....lol

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    Re: smelly ass

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    No hes angry as he has lost his BMW! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    I wish....

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    or at least I hope you have? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

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    Think youve missed the point mate....lol

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    Wouldnt surprise me - ah well you can't get 'em all..... must be the blonde hair I suppose [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    Ok you may not want to siit down as you have a BMW up your ass!

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    Re: smelly ass

    What do you mean, can't you edit your own post count anyway, with each entry, mine goes up by one..

    See.

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    Re: smelly ass

    I think i'll add another one here.

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    10,000 posts, now where is the fun in that..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    true true

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    very true mate [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    me neither [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/noidea.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    Right i'm off for a .

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    Re: smelly ass

    ok cool laters mate [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    [ QUOTE ]
    Right i'm off for a .

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    What, a Pepsi? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue_out.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    Well maybe something a bit stronger...

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    Re: smelly ass

    With a few mates....

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    Re: smelly ass

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/woohoo.gif[/img] thats what im talking about [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yes.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    But i have got no mates...

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    Yeah yeah stop fishing for friends [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: smelly ass

    Oh well, looks like i'm drinking alone tonight...

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    Re: smelly ass

    Dont you mean [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

 

 

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