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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    ....in her left eye?
    I would have aimed for her left eye, and rather then hers which I'd imagine was more like a spray, make sure yours was like a flem ball.
    Last edited by Reesy; 12th December 2011 at 17:05.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Personally I think she sounds like a hot milf with a fiery temper. So I'd have aimed for her brown eye.
    I thought you only like them when they are preggers


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    Nah...pre, during and post pregnant. It's all my thing


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    Wicked! Nice big amount of grolly!

    PMSL, would have loved to have seen her face Mwaaaahhhh
    Live your life as if nobody is watching you.

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    my response:

    'your a fiesty one. fancy a shag?'

    totally turns the conversation around. she'd most deffo walk away. although, you are pretty sexy so maybe she'd have said yes

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    lol, Ads Ads Ads! It only ever happens to you!!!!! Ive never laughed so much! You know how to attract 'em eh!!!

    Spitting, either male or female is disgusting and so wrong. But why didnt you just put the window up when her head was well and truly in!!! She'd have moved pretty quick. Her poor kids, they must havepicked up what she was doing, yuk! Nice role model there lady!

    I agree with a few who said you should have just got out as she approached as I bet she would have turned on her heels!

    Hittings wrong too but they way you retaliated is like being back in school lol, did you play marbles afterwards!!!!

    So I take it theres no dinner date! or gym meeting with her! Seriously I think you were pretty well restrained esp with her kids being there.

    Daft stuff only ever happens to you, lets see what happens next in your life......... lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    Unfortunately I'm not blessed with your nervous nature
    It's called wisdom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy_A3T View Post
    It's called wisdom.
    I wish I was as wise as you.





    And as nervous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy_A3T View Post
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