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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Back in the days of 10blazin we didn't even have comma's!
    What would he of done if it was him?

    I think his post would've been something like this:

    id have kicked the cow in the minge becuase spittin in someones face should receive the death row if it was me i wouldve kung fued her til she bled and when the police came i would have caned them with my steering lock how can they even question it spitting is rank and deserves death with as much pain as possible hate people like that she should be sent to prison for eternity and made to sweep up sh*t all day in a mans prison aahahaa. kill her dead.


    Or something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sportstractor View Post
    Did you smack her up in front of her kids Ads?
    Nah. I felt sorry for the kids. Their mum should never have put them in that situation.

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    I miss him and I never knew him


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    Bring back the rule of thumb!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I miss him and I never knew him
    Just search for his posts and prepare yourself to be entertained.

    Pure class he was.


    An example of his class:

    Quote Originally Posted by 10blazin View Post
    i wouldnt say it is , the justice system is a farce , a laughing stock , people are warm and fed with tvs and playstations in there cells , they deal drugs in there , take drugs effin great ... lose a load of weight get trim as hell bulk up on steroids you name it , you can do it , in the great justice system ...lol

    Sorry but the justice system just aint working , a deterent is needed , these people dont want to be reabilitated , they will just get out and do it again and again and again , till inocent people get hurt , i know many scumbags who have ended up hurting people cos there spree wasnt nipped in the bud ... old men run over , men smashed up the road from a car doing 70 , people shot , robbed , stabbed , and for what cos there is no deterant ... we will argue till im blue in the face and other people are but fact is the justice system over hear doesnt work ... and an innocent 12 or 13 year old doesnt deserve to be beat and a dog set on him but id of found out first what it was about and if it was cos the kids done something bad then yes let him recieve his lesson , nothing about a 12 bore to the face wtf ...lol mad max aint here ....YET

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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Trust you to pick a paragraph with lots of comma's!
    That must've come after one of the numerous telling offs he got for not obeying the grammar rules!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    That must've come after one of the numerous telling offs he got for not obeying the grammar rules!
    There be rules??!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    There be rules??!?!?
    The rules are there are no rules.

    If only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    The rules are there are no rules.

    If only.
    Wrong forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Wrong forum.

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    Scott knows a place where there are no rules...

    Actually, that's a lie. Insult Audrey and feel the wrath of Kermit!!

    And 10blazin is a legend! Is he in prison now getting nuff hench, playing PS3 and getting a degree in politics?


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    I'm disgusted... you picked a woman that spat, I prefer swallowers personally...



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    spitting in someones face is assult
    do it to a bus driver and see what happens
    you will end up in court
    id find out where she lived and **** through her letterbox

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    But Ads isn't a bus driver!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    But Ads isn't a bus driver!
    dont matter what he is its common assult

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    Quote Originally Posted by bez101 View Post
    spitting in someones face is assult
    do it to a bus driver and see what happens
    you will end up in court
    id find out where she lived and **** through her letterbox
    I'm pretty sure that's an offence too!
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    In hindsight it would have been funny if you'd just followed her in your car till she dropped her kids off then followed her back to her house. She'd have been sh!tting bricks
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    I would never had got in that postiton in the first place, i.e head in car window. BUT if it played out like it did i would have got out and confronted her and give her what for.

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    I would divorce her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy_A3T View Post
    I would never had got in that postiton in the first place, i.e head in car window.
    How would you have not got in that position? Closed the window? Poke in the eye?

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    You saw her coming (should have been an inkling she was going to do something) so i would have closed the window before she got close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy_A3T View Post
    You saw her coming (should have been an inkling she was going to do something) so i would have closed the window before she got close.
    How many men do you think would wind up their window because of a woman approaching? Not many I would guess. To be honest, I was interested to hear what she had to say.
    I saw her coming, but never would I have thought it would end the way it did. Would you?
    I don't think many people would expect a 40 odd year old well dressed woman with two kids approaching your car to do such a thing. The most to be expected was a bit of verbal. But I guess this proves that anything is possible now days.

    The other thing..... if someone approaches my car (man or woman) I don't close the window or lock myself in. The reason... things USUALLY remain as a verbal argument when the window is open or you get out of your car to confront that person. If you stay in your car with the windows and doors locked people tend to get frustrated and a bit brave because you appear to be scared of them, and then it escalates and they take it out on your car by kicking it or something. Not always, but I've seen it happen this way so many times.
    Obviously I wouldn't jump out of my car or sit there with the window open in 100% of situations... i.e. there's a very very very big monster type man or a group of men approaching my car. If this happens then I drive off very fast.

    I hope she's learned from what happened though. I don't think she'll be doing anything like it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    ...I hope she's learned from what happened though. I don't think she'll be doing anything like it again.
    Why do you think that?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Why do you think that?
    It was all in the eyes. She had the look of a person that was in a situation that she really didn't want to be in anymore.

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    ahhh, that must have sucked for her! Too many people are just too prideful to ever back down when they get in a situation. Hopefully she's learned a lesson then.


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    Could be worse Ads, the fact that she has 2 kids means someone has 'been there', is probably married to her and has to live with that emotional wreck day in, day out. The good news is, it's not you.

    If it had been me I'd have loved to say to her....

    Look love, don't get feckin' funny with me just because your life is so shallow, tedious and inconsequential you think a hard days work constitutes a shopping trip to Laura Ashley to buy some scented candles. I bet your husband is probably banging someone else at his work place, and probably because as you're demonstrating here you're an uptight overly hormonal bunny boiling mentalist. Go and get an HRT patch or get laid will you and stop making your hang ups everyone elses.... and if it's with your husband offer him @n@l as he tells me that since those two kids its been like a clowns pocket and he wishes you'd had the extra stitch put in it....!

    Obviously I wouldn't say that as I like the paintwork on my car, but it's what I'd have been thinking....
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    Quote Originally Posted by warren_cox View Post
    Go and get an HRT patch
    ....and then jump in a hot bath?

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    Quote Originally Posted by warren_cox View Post

    If she looked anything like this when she escaped from the box....





    ....then yes it could well have been her.

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    You got spat on by Katy Perry covered in Kermit's Jizz? And you're complaining? There really is no pleasing some people.


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    To be fair if Katy perry spat on me, I'd probably never wash it off. She's so fit I'd almost go so far to say I'd let her take a dump on me... Perhaps. Sorry to lower the tone lol
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    In all honesty you inflamed the situation by giving the "wave off / go away" gesture, you should have just ignored her.

    But, me in that situation? I would have got out of the car when she approached and asked "can I help you?" while walking towards her. [Psycological bit]. Always attack and defend from above, and walking towards the threat shows you are being dominant. While stil sat in the car you are lower down and as the threat is approaching you, you will naturally be on the defensive [/psycological bit] And as for the actual assault? Once she had done it ask her to do it again. If you attack after the first time its retaliation, attack after the second time and its self defence.
    And no, I don't see anything wrong in striking a woman, a threat is a threat regardless of the gender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    In all honesty you inflamed the situation by giving the "wave off / go away" gesture, you should have just ignored her.
    Sadly, that's not in my nature.

    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    Always attack and defend from above, and walking towards the threat shows you are being dominant. While stil sat in the car you are lower down and as the threat is approaching you, you will naturally be on the defensive [/psycological bit]
    I 100% agree.
    I wasn't really challenging her at all. I usually react very aggressively if someone is aggressive with me, but in this situation I was very calm. Maybe because I knew that if push came to shove that she couldn't harm me.
    I think that because I didn't really rise to her aggression it gave her that extra edge/confidence to do what she did.

    I can 10000000000% guarantee that if I got out of my car and started screaming in her face she would've backed off straight away and relaxed herself. But to her, my calmness was a weakness and she attacked that.

    A few years back I tried reacting in a very extreme fashion. A guy cut me up so I sounded my horn, and then he started to try and side swipe me. When we got to a set of traffic lights he started telling me to "get out of your f*ckin car, or i'm going to follow you and smash your head in!".
    I just stared at him... widen my eyes, started snarling at him like a psychotic lion with rabies and then agreed to pull over.
    His face changed from angry to scared and he sped off just before I burst out laughing.

    That approach won't work with every "attacker", but 99% of them don't want to tangle with someone who they think is a nutter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    I just stared at him... widen my eyes, started snarling at him like a psychotic lion with rabies.
    Can you rein-act that at the next meet please mate?

    I really got to stop getting out of the car cause one day someone is going to get out stab me but I get so wound up by some people I can't help my self.

    Same sort of thing as you ads, guy cut me up trying to enter my lane, blamed me and told me to get out of the car. I pulled in front of him, stopped in the middle of a busy round about and got out telling him to "get the **** out of the car and try it". He did his window up and speed away.
    I hate doing it, I know I should just let it go and most of the time I do but every now and then its just to much.
    I'll do it one day and I'll get stabbed or lamped I know it.
    Its been worse the last 6 months or so since the my Nan and Grandad died. Not sure if that's an excuse or not.
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    At the end of the day, you did nothing? You wiped your face and drove off?
    Live your life as if nobody is watching you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Can you rein-act that at the next meet please mate?
    Come with no steak slices and I'll be happy to bring that face out again for you.

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    You wiped your face and drove off?
    Nope.

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    Nope.
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