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    Question Sperm Dona

    Has anyone here seriously done it?

    What are your views and why ?






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    I donate all of mine equally.Half to my sock, and the other for my wifes face cream

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    sorry couldnt resist

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    they'd prob use it on a rat or donkey.....

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    What a thought! That's Animal Farm!

    Anyway, there are strict rules.

    How much does it pay?
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    I've never tried a sperm dona (with chips), and I've never been a sperm donor either. I haven't lived.

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    I was thinking along the sames lines as you Warren but it's 'doner' kebab so I left it as not 100% correct spelling..! haha
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    do·na   [daw-nah]
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    1. ( initial capital letter ) Madam; Lady: a Portuguese title prefixed to a woman's given name.
    2. (in Portuguese-speaking countries) a lady or gentlewoman.
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    lol, you guys crack me up, I had a few beers with the lads in the pub and this was the topic of the night and you should have heard some of the comments coming from everyone, I just wanted to see what you guys would come out with,

    and yer im flipping crap at spelling after a few pints of whisky.........................






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    It's the part where your kid tracks you down in 15 years and his mum demands child payments from you i would worry about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jcs356 View Post
    do·na   [daw-nah]
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    2. (in Portuguese-speaking countries) a lady or gentlewoman.
    Never had one of them either; need to get out more!

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    i dont see whats wrong with it... most guys spend a good 5 years of their young adult life donor-ing sperm to random women... so whats really wrong with volunteeringly doing it and getting paid at the same time? its not like its going to define you as a gigolo... and yh its less fun donering your pride like that but like jonny first said most of that goes to your socks as it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    It's the part where your kid tracks you down in 15 years and his mum demands child payments from you i would worry about.
    You know that can't happen, right? All rights and responsibilities are waived (unless someone leaves a briefcase of "confidential data"* on a train somewhere).

    *I don't mean sperm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MartayMcFly View Post
    You know that can't happen, right? All rights and responsibilities are waived (unless someone leaves a briefcase of "confidential data"* on a train somewhere).

    *I don't mean sperm.
    I've heard that the child has a right to find out who their father is when they reach the age of 18, I would do it if it wasn't for that.
    Strange though because I was thinking about this the other day, my ex and mother of my youngest wants another child, little one is 2 and I agree that if there is going to be another child then not to leave the age gap too long, unfortunately she is single, my preference would be to father the second as well but I don't want to be financially liable, sorry if this sounds cold but I pay for my 3 and couldn't afford more. If I could get that waved then I would happily do it.

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    I wonder who the biggest donor is??As I understand marc almond donated about half a pint that he threw up before a concert......

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    could you just Imagen 100's of kids finding you when they got to 18 years old!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkster View Post
    could you just Imagen 100's of kids finding you when they got to 18 years old!
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