Keep on Errrrr.......Trucking???

A man heard that masturbating before sex often helps blokes last longer during the act. The man decides to give it a try. He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, because that was too open. He considered an alley but figured that it was to unsafe. So...on his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the road.He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and starts to /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif. He closed his eyes and thought of TDI's Avatar ..... (Only kiddiing... ) his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm he feels a tug at the bottom of his trousers. Not wanting to jeopardise the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut. Then he heard voices : "This is the police. Whats going on down there??" The man replies " I'm checking out the rear axle, its broken" "Well...." replies the officer " ...you'd better check your brakes too whilst you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill 15 minutes ago!"



Again... I thank you /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif

Okay ...Just 4 you....

Here's another....

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. There is an obvious chemistry between them and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place and, as she shows him around her apartment, he can't help noticing that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears fill a shelve the length of the wall; medium sized ones adorn a shelf a little higher, and huge bears sit side by side on the top shelf. The man is a little taken aback that a woman so gorgeous and sexy as her, should own so many soft toys, but he dismisses it and decides not to let it spoil his night.Instead he turns to her and kisses her passionately on the lips and, after only seconds are tearing each others clothes off and having mad /wild passionate sex. After such an intense session they are lying there in the afterglow and the man asks "Well, love how was it 4 You??" She replies " You can have any prize from the bottom shelve"


Ta Da!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif