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A man heard that masturbating before sex often helps blokes last longer during the act. The man decides to give it a try. He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, because that was too open. He considered an alley but figured that it was to unsafe. So...on his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the road.He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and starts to /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif. He closed his eyes and thought of TDI's Avatar ..... (Only kiddiing... ) his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm he feels a tug at the bottom of his trousers. Not wanting to jeopardise the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut. Then he heard voices : "This is the police. Whats going on down there??" The man replies " I'm checking out the rear axle, its broken" "Well...." replies the officer " ...you'd better check your brakes too whilst you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill 15 minutes ago!"
Again... I thank you /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif
Again... I thank you /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif