bravepilot
Registered User
>1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
>laxative
>on the same night.
>
>2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
>has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
>would be "meetings."
>
>3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>
>4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
>want you to share yours with them.
>
>5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
>that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby
>emerging
>from her at that moment.
>
>6. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
>make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21.
>
>7. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
>gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
>down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
>
>8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice
>person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
>
>9. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
>built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
>
>10. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as
>grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they
>turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
>
>FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast
>implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
>2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
>huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
>laxative
>on the same night.
>
>2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
>has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
>would be "meetings."
>
>3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>
>4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
>want you to share yours with them.
>
>5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
>that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby
>emerging
>from her at that moment.
>
>6. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
>make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21.
>
>7. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
>gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
>down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
>
>8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice
>person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
>
>9. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
>built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
>
>10. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as
>grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they
>turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
>
>FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast
>implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
>2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
>huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
