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    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny was in his expensive prep school class when the teacher asked
    the children what their fathers did for a living.

    All the typical answers came up; accountant, lawyer, salesman, politician.
    Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
    about his father.

    "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in
    front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with
    a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a***."

    The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and
    then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
    father?"

    "No," said Johnny, "My father plays rugby for Scotland, but I was too
    embarrassed to say."

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    Re: Little Johnny

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Little Johnny

    LMAO....... HA HA HA

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    Re: Little Johnny

    Good one, good one.

    I'm sure i just read that in FHM or loaded. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

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    Re: Little Johnny

    keep em commiin [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img]

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    Re: Little Johnny

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    Re: Little Johnny

    nice one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Little Johnny

    The shame of it ,
    but funny mate

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    Re: Little Johnny

    lol, so very true - watched 10 mins of the Scotland v Wales game only!

 

 

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