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    Cancer Scare

    A man walks into a shop......

    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

    Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

    Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

    Customer: Hamburger Relish?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Sausage and Mash?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Cottage Pie?

    Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

    Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

    Shopkeeper: Yes

    Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

    Shopkeeper: Certainly. 4.50 please.

    Customer: Thanks

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    Re: Cancer Scare

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img]

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    Re: Cancer Scare

    Yeah heard before.... ironic really aint it!

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    Re: Cancer Scare

    good one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Cancer Scare

    that is ace!!!! actually lol!

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    Re: Cancer Scare

    Very funny

 

 

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