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    Wednesday pre 9am joke

    A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.



    Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.



    But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.



    "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"



    Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"



    He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say....If you farted just touching it ... you're going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."

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    Re: Wednesday pre 9am joke

    lol... nothing like a pre 9am joke.......

    "There's nowt funnier than a fart"
    Someone too insignificant to remember, but too funny to forget.

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    Re: Wednesday pre 9am joke

    :nice one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Wednesday pre 9am joke

    Good one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Wednesday pre 9am joke

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] cheeky... but funny!

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    Re: Wednesday pre 9am joke

    Well done Murdoch. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img]

    Nice and easy to remember.

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    Re: Wednesday pre 9am joke

    it was funny indeed, as you say, always a bonus if you can remember em down the local [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

 

 

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