Wednesday pre 9am joke

[imported_mustwin1]

A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.



Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.



But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.



"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"



Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"



He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say....If you farted just touching it ... you're going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."

 

[OutLore]

lol... nothing like a pre 9am joke.......

"There's nowt funnier than a fart"
Someone too insignificant to remember, but too funny to forget.

 

[CJ A4]

:nice one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif

 

[Rev-head]

Good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

[bravepilot]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif cheeky... but funny!

 

[TDI-line]

Well done Murdoch. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif

Nice and easy to remember.

 

[imported_mustwin1]

it was funny indeed, as you say, always a bonus if you can remember em down the local /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif