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Entire Ferrari pit crew dismissed.

In a shock move today, the Ferrari F1 team dismissed its pit crew after
finding youths from Liverpool were able to remove tires from cars in only 6
seconds, when their own crew took 8.

In a following practice session, not only did the new crew remove the tires
in 6 seconds flat, in a further 12 seconds, they had resprayed and
rebadged the F1 car, and sold it to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of White
Lightning, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in
the shower.


International News:

Camilla is very pleased with the wedding arrangements, but has turned down
the Queen's offer of a weekend in Paris with a car and driver.

Closer to home......

The Kyoto Accord went into effect this week, forcing 35 nations and the
European Union to cut emissions in an effort to combat global warming.

The U.S., the worlds biggest polluter, was not a participant. President Bush
refused to sign it. I really don't think he understands the thing.
For instance, when they asked him in Europe today if he cared to comment
about the Kyoto Accord, President Bush said that he much prefers the Camry.
 
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