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    A Recent Application i came across...............



    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    Sinseerly,



    Peggy May Starlings



    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...d/untitled.bmp

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    Hehe hired! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dancing.gif[/img]

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

    men [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    She can work for me anytime [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    im sure i could help her with her spelling ! lol

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    Meets 'all' the criteria I look for in a secretary............

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    Very good mate!

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    lol!! v funny!

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    excellent...! as the nice man said, 'Hired!'

    Best serious one I had, was from a spotty lad looking for his second job, whose previous experience was :

    'stakin shelfs down the meat isle'

    hmmm...

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    Re: A Recent Application i came across...............

    I'm sure we can work in some specific terms and conditions... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love_4.gif[/img]

 

 

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