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    Nun joke

    WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST

    The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?"
    Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

    "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

    Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

    "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

    The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

    Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

    The nun fainted

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    Re: Nun joke

    Good one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Nun joke

    its always little johnny - bless him [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Nun joke

    Ha haa... good for little Johnny, always the most sensible answer in class! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: Nun joke

    HEHEHE very good TDI [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] cracker [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif[/img]

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    Re: Nun joke

    Hehe [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img] to little Johnny! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: Nun joke

    Little Johnny - bless him. Life wouldn't be the same without him. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

 

 

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