Joke

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
> > One day while they were walking past the hospital
> > swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
> > He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
> >
> > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
> > bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Director of Nursing became aware
> > of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged
> > from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
> >
> > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I
> > have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
> > being discharged; since you were able to rationally
> > respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
> > of another patient, I have concluded that your act
> > displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim,
> > the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom
> > with the belt to his robe right after you saved him I
> > am so sorry, but he's dead."
> >
> > Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
> > to dry. How soon can I go home?"