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    Happy Valentines Day....

    THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER

    8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
    8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
    8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants -
    open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
    9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
    10.00 Light work out at clubwith sexy funny personal trainer.
    10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
    12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
    12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
    1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
    3.00 Nap.
    4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
    4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
    5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
    full length mirror.
    7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
    10.00 Hot shower (alone).
    10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
    11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

    THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
    6.00 Alarm.
    6.15 Blow job.
    6.30 Massive satisfying s**t while reading the sports section.
    7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
    naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
    7.30 Limo arrives.
    7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
    9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
    9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
    9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
    11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
    12.15 Blow job. 12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
    2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
    2.30 Fly to Cairns.
    3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
    4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
    5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over..naturally).
    6.45 S**t, Shower and Shave.
    7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised.
    7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
    > followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of t*ts.
    9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you
    watch match of the day; England beating Oz by 30 points
    9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending
    over)
    11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
    11.30 A night cap blow job.
    11.45 In bed alone.
    11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
    11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....


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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    Don't have time to reply to this post... am waiting for my limo whilst sipping a few scotches (never touch bourbon!) to take me to the aiport
    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/****_you.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    That's sweet Laurra... are you sending one out? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

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    That's sweet Laurra... are you sending one out? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif[/img]

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    What do you mean?

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    Nice Laurra........ So from above list, what would be your best time of day (apart from the obvious - All Day !! )

    I know I would pick all from the male perfect day, however 06:30 is definately in my top 5....

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    That said, 06:15 - 07:30 in general is a great start to the day.

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif[/img]

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    Shock !!

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    P.s - Thanks for the e-card.....

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    That's ok. I find this monkey very cute [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    If Heinken made valentine's days....

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    they would be the best valentines in the world. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] Very good TDI!!! I was getting worried... hadn't seen you around all morning.

    Oh, Laurra... did you watch the Goonies last night? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Momma you been bad!

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    Does Mikey where braces?

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

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    That's sweet Laurra... are you sending one out? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif[/img]

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    What do you mean?

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    I mean to that special someone??? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif[/img]

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    Oh, Laurra... did you watch the Goonies last night? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    No, I had to go out to take somebody from work [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    I mean to that special someone??? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif[/img]

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    No, I will congratulate him personally [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif[/img]
    Are you doing something special for your special lady?

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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    Oh, Laurra... did you watch the Goonies last night? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    No, I had to go out to take somebody from work [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Oh well... we'll lend you the video one day... otherwise it's lost youth [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Get it on DVD, Best film in the world ever!

    Rocky Road! Sloth love chunk!

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    I mean to that special someone??? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif[/img]

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    No, I will congratulate him personally [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif[/img]
    Are you doing something special for your special lady?

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    That's sweet.

    Yeah... card this morning before I left for work, and she has just recieved the massive bunch of roses... so loads of brownie points scored!!! Taking her out on Wednesday night (5 years together anniversary) Ahhhhh..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/groovy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/woohoo.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    What about you TDI... anything for that special lady... or did you fork out for a new car this w/e???

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    Yeah... card this morning before I left for work, and she has just recieved the massive bunch of roses... so loads of brownie points scored!!! Taking her out on Wednesday night (5 years together anniversary) Ahhhhh..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/groovy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/woohoo.gif[/img]

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    Nice [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif[/img] I am with mine 4 years [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img]

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    Looks like your on a promise [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img]then BP you old smoothy (barry white playing in background).

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    Damn right Laurra... you know it's true [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    All I can say is "thank you Tesco".... the old romantic I am (not !!) - tesco offer, a dozen red roses 8.95, Nice card 3.95..... Winner.
    And that was popping to tesco at dinner and nipping home, not this morning - thought I would be in the bad books, but it seems to have had the desired effect - well see tonight !

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    Looks like your on a promise [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif[/img]then BP you old smoothy (barry white playing in background).

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    Oh yer... I know how to treat the lady in my life... she's pretty special [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
    There'll be none of this tonight: [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleep.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    All I can say is "thank you Tesco".... the old romantic I am (not !!) - tesco offer, a dozen red roses 8.95, Nice card 3.95..... Winner.
    And that was popping to tesco at dinner and nipping home, not this morning - thought I would be in the bad books, but it seems to have had the desired effect - well see tonight !

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    Every little helps [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    Just the usual, singing card, jewellery and chocs then out for intimate meal.

    Then rampant and thoughtful night on Audi-sport. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

    Priceless!

    Crikes, that lot cost me my alu roof rails option, better get saving.

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    Crikes, that lot cost me my alu roof rails option, better get saving.

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] And you thought cars cost a lot of money!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

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    Mint....... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

    I was considering giving her the receipt so she could add the clubcard points next time se's in there..... Best not eh !

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    Every liitle helps, the penny just dropped! Good one Hop. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Happy Valentines Day....

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Yeah... I don't think she'll thank you for those few extra points... It's the thought that counts anyway [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Oh yer... I know how to treat the lady in my life...

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    I wish mine would be like that [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    I wish mine would be like that [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    oh that's sad Laurra... the secret is that I am well and truly under the thumb... well trained you might say... but it suits me just fine, leads to a quiet life [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/MexWave.gif[/img]

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    oh that's sad Laurra... the secret is that I am well and truly under the thumb... well trained you might say... but it suits me just fine, leads to a quiet life [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/MexWave.gif[/img]

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    It is not that. Thing is, that he's not romantic. Well, it's ok for me, because I find funny when guys are starting to sing or do some other romantic nonsense, but sometimes I wish him to be a little more, you know, sensitive [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] He just doesn't think that days like today is something special, some fiesta.
    I hope I'll get today at least some flowers [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] I would never sing for my other half... She'd murder me if it were in public, and I know that I cannot sing anyway... romance doesn't have to be silly... but yes, flowers are a damn good start to romance
    (uh-oh! Getting in touch with my feminine side again)

 

 
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