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    ... Because it\'s Wednesday

    1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,
    Thyroid problem?
    2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
    realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
    him to forgive me.
    3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go
    swimming.
    4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get
    on with my real ladder.
    5) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names.
    But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may
    break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there
    on it was sticks and stones all the way.
    6) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably
    why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
    7) Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd
    better have a good hand.
    8) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour
    said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
    9) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of
    meat?
    10) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
    give the wrong answers.
    11) You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

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    Re: ... Because it\'s Wednesday

    like no.7, [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: ... Because it\'s Wednesday

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] 8 cracked me up!!! very good

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    Re: ... Because it\'s Wednesday

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    Re: ... Because it\'s Wednesday

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    Re: ... Because it\'s Wednesday

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    Re: ... Because it\'s Wednesday

    Priceless! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yes.gif[/img]

 

 

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