Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
>interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a
>woman.
>
>For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door
>and handed him a gun.
>
>"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
>circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
>Kill Her!
>
>The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The
agent
>said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go
>home."
>
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
>into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
>tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
>The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
>
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
>kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard,
>one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
>After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
>the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>
>"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
with
>the chair."
>
>MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.