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    Women are evil. Don\'t mess with them.

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
    >interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a
    >woman.
    >
    >For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
    door
    >and handed him a gun.
    >
    >"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
    >circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
    >Kill Her!
    >
    >The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The
    agent
    >said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go
    >home."
    >
    >The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
    >into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
    >tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
    >
    >The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
    home."
    >
    >Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
    >kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
    heard,
    >one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
    >After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
    >the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
    >
    >"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
    with
    >the chair."
    >
    >MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

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    Re: Women are evil. Don\'t mess with them.

    heard it b4 very good tho, lol

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    Re: Women are evil. Don\'t mess with them.

    Exelent [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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    Re: Women are evil. Don\'t mess with them.

    I'm not going home tonight....

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    Re: Women are evil. Don\'t mess with them.

    Hmmm. bunny boiler. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bang.gif[/img]

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    Re: Women are evil. Don\'t mess with them.

    very good, [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Women are evil. Don\'t mess with them.

    Brill ! very funny [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif[/img]

 

 

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