German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK"
says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn
you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can
do a little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the
German
produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie
ze
springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but
complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill
get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on the
springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She
finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The
sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the
most
sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes
before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing,
what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn
you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can
do a little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the
German
produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie
ze
springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but
complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill
get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on the
springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She
finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The
sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the
most
sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes
before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing,
what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
