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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yeah, she mentioned your breath.....

    Sorry Crazy, I simply could not let that opportunity pass me by....

    You know I have nothing but love...
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    What are you saying sarah's lady bits smell of?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    What are you saying sarah's lady bits smell of?
    I am NOT going there. The conversion I mean....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    She stinks!
    That's a bit harsh mate! I thought it smelt nice.

    Just kidding people...I have noooo idea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That's a bit harsh mate! I thought it smelt nice.

    Just kidding people...I have noooo idea.
    ^^ I like that, that's some good work right there.

    I won't taint you with a DISLIKE though.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    ^^ I like that, that's some good work right there.

    I won't taint you with a DISLIKE though.....
    I feel bad now!


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    Good, glad you do and so you should!!!!


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    She ain't happy with you, crazy.

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    Will I get spanked?


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    lol, nah im cool, but its Aythree who likes the after hours man fun Crazy lol! But dont tell his gym mate hes going to spank you lol


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    Yep, she's still upset.



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    lol, nope im not im good! Why did I touch a nerve there haahaa only kidding!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Yep, she's still upset.


    If he begs for a spanking then he might get one.... Maybe.
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    lol, if he gets his way with wifey later as mentioned on the other thread, he will be the one doing the spanking!!!


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    I have just learnt (after 7 years of marriage) that watching a rom com film= sex. WIN

    Any one got any suggestions? And it must be a rom com, not a porno...unfortunately.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I have just learnt (after 7 years of marriage) that watching a rom com film= sex. WIN

    Any one got any suggestions? And it must be a rom com, not a porno...unfortunately.
    Google FTW:

    Top 25 Rom-Coms - Film4
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    We'll be watching all 25 over the next 12.5 days


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I have just learnt (after 7 years of marriage) that watching a rom com film= sex. WIN

    Any one got any suggestions? And it must be a rom com, not a porno...unfortunately.
    16.23.... just cried laughing at Aythree's Gay thread! i literally had tears from my eyes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    1.42 in the afternoon and its boiling hot so off to the beach soon! Huray!!!!
    You do realise that nobody likes your boasting! From now on...I am going to ignore you as I get too jealous of your lavish lifestyle!

    Do all girls just wear bikini's out there? (Just say yes to make me happy).

    Oh go on then, i'll do a time update.

    8:46: Dicking about with Matlab at work, drinking chocolate milk and listening to music loud on my headphones! Roll on the weekend.


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    11.30 - and I have just spent the last hour and 30 mins stripping and recreating the time services on all the servers here.

    For some reason, the people who built them had badly configured the w32tm time service, and then promptly disabled in completely so that nothing was updated at all - hence the clock skews became greater than 5 minutes, making Kerberos tickets null and void.

    Fail.

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    11.42 Have just been given a Hard Drive to extract data from it as it has 'failed'
    the motor is dead and nothing i do to it will get it going... windows picks it up but no spin from the damned thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    11.42 Have just been given a Hard Drive to extract data from it as it has 'failed'
    the motor is dead and nothing i do to it will get it going... windows picks it up but no spin from the damned thing
    If the motor is dead dude then it's a waste of time - data recovery specialist?
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    yh thats what i thinks too...
    the drive is just dead as a dodo!
    Dumb LED light still comes on just to tease!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    If the motor is dead dude then it's a waste of time - data recovery specialist?
    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    yh thats what i thinks too...
    the drive is just dead as a dodo!
    Dumb LED light still comes on just to tease!
    11:57 Please report with a time of post people, this is no place for casual chat without a time stamp added!

    Oxtail soup for me in about 3 minutes, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    11:57 Please report with a time of post people, this is no place for casual chat without a time stamp added!

    Oxtail soup for me in about 3 minutes, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    12.01.

    Sorry. Git. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    yh thats what i thinks too...
    the drive is just dead as a dodo!
    12.03.

    Have you smacked it one just to be sure?

    Percussive maintenance....
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    12:11 A random dislike for Welly's post, cos he disliked mine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    12.03.

    Have you smacked it one just to be sure?

    Percussive maintenance....
    12.13.... Yes i smacked it! then i started playing it like a drum... considered chucking it down the stairs just for good measure
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    12.13.... Yes i smacked it! then i started playing it like a drum... considered chucking it down the stairs just for good measure
    12.21.

    Ahhh well, its fooked then. My favourite thing to do is crack them open, fire them up and throw peanuts at the spinning platter to see how far they fly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    12:11 A random dislike for Welly's post, cos he disliked mine.
    12.22.

    A like for Crazy as I feel bad :-(

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