SHANEJESS AGONY AUNT

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shanejess

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hello boys and girls, theirs a lot of questions and info given out on this site which is great, i feel guilty cos im not mechanicaly minded BUT i do have a gift, if any of you out their are suffering in silence please post on hear and i will do my upmost to help, werever it be piles or palpertations im your man, a problem shared is a problem halfed. please nothing rude. appart from impotence and weeing when you cough.
 
My rods are hurting..........i've heard all sorts of things can affect them.
 
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I have a feeling that a part for my car is going to do untold hurt to it,I have it on good authority by an friend that his car was broken by it,an another unknown audi specialist (these people are so shy) that this caused the problem.
I don't know which way to bend
 
this can't be real... can it?
 
Dane said:
this can't be real... can it?
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Most likely. It seems to be the norm...

To be fair I have not in the last 6 months seen this user come online and do anything useful at all, apart from moan, bleat and argue with everyone, so this comes as no shock.
 
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lol, this is funny! and it ends with Aythreee off on his man hunt and man love being shown, brilliant!

Whos the op? is he for real?
 
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Dear agony aunt,
Crazy said I should ask your advice.
I wish to make a coffee table out of a Sherman Tank turret but my missus has poo pooed the idea saying that it would crack the laminate flooring. I did compromise as I originally wanted a Tiger Tank turret, she didn't like the shape, and also a T34 turret but she said the red Russian star would clash with the curtains. I think she is just making excuses as she doesn't really want it.
Should I clang her over the head with a shovel and bury her in the garden or just divorce her instead?
 
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sidibear said:
Dear agony aunt,
Crazy said I should ask your advice.
I wish to make a coffee table out of a Sherman Tank turret but my missus has poo pooed the idea saying that it would crack the laminate flooring. I did compromise as I originally wanted a Tiger Tank turret, she didn't like the shape, and also a T34 turret but she said the red Russian star would clash with the curtains. I think she is just making excuses as she doesn't really want it.
Should I clang her over the head with a shovel and bury her in the garden or just divorce her instead?
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Lol sidibear aka Fred west ;)
 
Oh and it hurts when I pee!
 
Dear Agony Aunt.
Its been two days now and I haven't had a reply from you, it means a lot to me as I am desperate and don't know where else to turn. I thought about the Jeremy Kyle show but I don't drink Stella or own any burburry, and my neck is too short and there are no tattoos on it.
Please help.
 
jojo said:
I find this thread revival amusing, considering Shanejess has been banned! lol
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Yeh I replied to the muppet spamming re the knocking shop haha
 
he was an antagonistic agony aunt

list of three and alliteration - get me
 
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