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    SHANEJESS AGONY AUNT

    hello boys and girls, theirs a lot of questions and info given out on this site which is great, i feel guilty cos im not mechanicaly minded BUT i do have a gift, if any of you out their are suffering in silence please post on hear and i will do my upmost to help, werever it be piles or palpertations im your man, a problem shared is a problem halfed. please nothing rude. appart from impotence and weeing when you cough.

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    And this is related to 8L's how? LOL

    Tho i do have a pain in my arse that won't go... That count?

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    My rods are hurting..........i've heard all sorts of things can affect them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy123 View Post
    My rods are hurting..........i've heard all sorts of things can affect them.
    That's easy to cure, have a rod transplant.......

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    I have a feeling that a part for my car is going to do untold hurt to it,I have it on good authority by an friend that his car was broken by it,an another unknown audi specialist (these people are so shy) that this caused the problem.
    I don't know which way to bend

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    I have a small problem, there's a member on ASN called Shanejess doing my nut in, can you help?



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    This made me laugh so much :')

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I have a small problem, there's a member on ASN called Shanejess doing my nut in, can you help?
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    this can't be real... can it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    this can't be real... can it?
    Most likely. It seems to be the norm...

    To be fair I have not in the last 6 months seen this user come online and do anything useful at all, apart from moan, bleat and argue with everyone, so this comes as no shock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    To be fair I have not in the last 6 months seen this user come online and do anything useful at all, apart from moan, bleat and argue with everyone, so this comes as no shock.
    Sounds like my kinda guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Sounds like my kinda guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Sounds like my kinda guy.
    Dude this isnt a site for cruising.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Dude this isnt a site for cruising.
    Doesn't ASN stand for 'A*se Sex Now'???

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Doesn't ASN stand for 'A*se Sex Now'???
    LMFAO wordsmith lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Sounds like my kinda guy.
    At least you are likeable....
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    lol, this is funny! and it ends with Aythreee off on his man hunt and man love being shown, brilliant!

    Whos the op? is he for real?


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    Dear agony aunt,
    Crazy said I should ask your advice.
    I wish to make a coffee table out of a Sherman Tank turret but my missus has poo pooed the idea saying that it would crack the laminate flooring. I did compromise as I originally wanted a Tiger Tank turret, she didn't like the shape, and also a T34 turret but she said the red Russian star would clash with the curtains. I think she is just making excuses as she doesn't really want it.
    Should I clang her over the head with a shovel and bury her in the garden or just divorce her instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    Dear agony aunt,
    Crazy said I should ask your advice.
    I wish to make a coffee table out of a Sherman Tank turret but my missus has poo pooed the idea saying that it would crack the laminate flooring. I did compromise as I originally wanted a Tiger Tank turret, she didn't like the shape, and also a T34 turret but she said the red Russian star would clash with the curtains. I think she is just making excuses as she doesn't really want it.
    Should I clang her over the head with a shovel and bury her in the garden or just divorce her instead?
    Lol sidibear aka Fred west

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    Oh and it hurts when I pee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Whos the op? is he for real?
    lol - quite
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    Dear Agony Aunt.
    Its been two days now and I haven't had a reply from you, it means a lot to me as I am desperate and don't know where else to turn. I thought about the Jeremy Kyle show but I don't drink Stella or own any burburry, and my neck is too short and there are no tattoos on it.
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    He's clearly read my reply above and buggered off! lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    He's clearly read my reply above and buggered off! lol
    T'would seem that way.

    Good work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYPeng View Post
    SPAM.
    Is it possible to get a season ticket

    Spamming gimp!
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    I find this thread revival amusing, considering Shanejess has been banned! lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I find this thread revival amusing, considering Shanejess has been banned! lol
    Yeh I replied to the muppet spamming re the knocking shop haha

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    Why's he been banned?

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    Because his agony aunt advice was awful.


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    he was an antagonistic agony aunt

    list of three and alliteration - get me

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    Pah, I will contact Jerry Springer instead then.

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