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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    So do i have to carry out some scientific research and do some before and afters!

    im sure the missus will love the taste test, i think she might have to repeat the process a few times just to make sure there is a difference!
    LOL! Any excuse huh

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    Hmmm maybe shes too fusy! Maybe you should take her mind off things like that lol Its easy to do!!!!!
    Oh this one is much better than the one i didnt end up marrying! yh she is a little fussy but only cos she likes to look after herself... and she does a nice job doing it too
    So what kind of things do you suggest i should do to take her mind off it then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    So what kind of things do you suggest i should do to take her mind off it then?
    Ash of you dont know now theres no hope for you mate!!!!! All i'll say is put some effort into it!!!


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    Answer the hair question sarah! come onnnnnnnnn


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    Im also sure i read somewhere that it takes 15-20 ejaculations to clear the sperm out!

    Busy couple of days after for me then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Answer the hair question sarah! come onnnnnnnnn
    lol crazy by name......

    Mikey can try it out and let you know! And yup hes right, takes quite a few goes to clear it out so dont get caught out!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Answer the hair question sarah! come onnnnnnnnn
    Just so it's clear, which hair are we talking about here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol crazy by name......

    Mikey can try it out and let you know! And yup hes right, takes quite a few goes to clear it out so dont get caught out!!!!
    Im sure i can be descreet!

    I wonder if it would be possible to do it all in 1 day! Might make more than my balls sore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Im sure i can be descreet!

    I wonder if it would be possible to do it all in 1 day! Might make more than my balls sore!
    lol if youre up to it then you just need to convince your wife!!! But not on the same day you have it done eh!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol if youre up to it then you just need to convince your wife!!! But not on the same day you have it done eh!
    She cant have all the fun!

    Spend far to much of the day at work, need to improvise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Just so it's clear, which hair are we talking about here?
    Its obvious isnt it??



    We all love a bird with hairy nips!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Ash of you dont know now theres no hope for you mate!!!!! All i'll say is put some effort into it!!!
    Oh i know... I have my tricks, just wanted to know what were yours

    you know how guys say best way to learn is from the the older experienced lady


    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Its obvious isnt it??



    We all love a bird with hairy nips!!!!

    I prefer a shaven haven! i was talking about her hair not pubes! have a tenancy to power shot it up there
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    Oh i know... I have my tricks, just wanted to know what were yours

    you know how guys say best way to learn is from the the older experienced lady





    I prefer a shaven haven! i was talking about her hair not pubes! have a tenancy to power shot it up there
    lol or maybe your tricks havnt been working!!!! I have tricks, all women do!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Just so it's clear, which hair are we talking about here?
    The hair above her face of course. She hasn't got any other hair


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    The hair above her face of course. She hasn't got any other hair
    Eyebrows?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Eyebrows?
    got rid of them the last time the sperm got stuck in it
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    He's right...I have fiery sperm I tell you. Burnt the buggers right off.


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    I got to thank you guys, aythree, those pictures are so funny, as always, this post is hilarious, sure made my train journey pass very quickly, only downside is that i think the other passengers may have thought that i had lost the plot. Havent stopped laughing yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    I got to thank you guys, aythree, those pictures are so funny, as always, this post is hilarious, sure made my train journey pass very quickly, only downside is that i think the other passengers may have thought that i had lost the plot. Havent stopped laughing yet.
    We are glad to be of service!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Anyone had it done?

    If so how was it? Was the procedure itself painful, or what about recovery time?

    Looks like i shall be going to see the doc soon to arrange an appointment
    Should be phsically well within five days mate but mentally it could be longer!!

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    this topic makes me feel ill, anyone who comes for my nuts with a knife will get instant death served up cold,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkster View Post
    this topic makes me feel ill, anyone who comes for my nuts with a knife will get instant death served up cold,
    Ha ha, I'm just hoping its a young fit nurse, might make me feel a little better about it!

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    The missus has been trying to blagg me into this so she can stop the pill.
    seeing my mate After he went " sack bigger than santas " and black as fook,
    Don't bloody think so luv.

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    Have any of you guys got your missus to get (or does she already have) the implant done? its a small rod like thing that goes under the skin of her bicep for those who dont know. saves her from having to use the pill, lasts for 3 years and can be taken out whenever when (and if) you want to have a kid?
    She has been using it for a year and no problems at all (slightly unpredictable periods now n then) but all else is good
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