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    Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    Quote: "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    Oh dear! Sounds fun - what SHop was it now?

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    i especialy liked the opening head lines
    "A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead. "
    Probably its the 1st time in years either one has saw a live one lol !

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    Dorris day my arse

    The old bhoy wanted to spice his relationship up abit so he swapped the boxes b4 he got home,
    Unfortunately the reaction he got from his wife was'nt quite wat he was lookin for, so he made up an excuse that snowballed out of all proportion........
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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/snore.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

    Ha ha h a ha ha ha haaaaa... That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    I bet it was his wife who complained to Safeways, not him.

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    he would have been loving it! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing

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    Whatever! He knew exactly what it was and watched it for the pure enjoyment! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    Bet he tried to tell her it was just the trailer for 'up and coming' attractions [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    I reckon he watched it until he went blind lol. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    I went to buy a porn film and ended up with The Pajama Game!!!!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    LMAO

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

    I bet it was the most fun the've had in donkeys years....

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    I reckon the old boy spanked the monkey when his wife went to sleep.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

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    I reckon the old boy spanked the monkey when his wife went to sleep.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif[/img]

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    Conor your a very sick man lol
    the poor old boy's pacemaker was probably going faster than a RS6 !

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

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    the poor old boy's pacemaker was probably going faster than a RS6 !

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    Re: Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

    Very funny Mick [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

 

 

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