Elderly couple buy a porn film in error.....

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imported_Yaseen

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• Jan 27, 2005

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Quote: "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm

 

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• Jan 27, 2005

• #2

Oh dear! Sounds fun - what SHop was it now?

 

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i especialy liked the opening head lines
"A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead. "
Probably its the 1st time in years either one has saw a live one lol !

 

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• Jan 28, 2005

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Dorris day my ****

The old bhoy wanted to spice his relationship up abit so he swapped the boxes b4 he got home,
Unfortunately the reaction he got from his wife was'nt quite wat he was lookin for, so he made up an excuse that snowballed out of all proportion........
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Ha ha h a ha ha ha haaaaa... That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

 

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• Jan 28, 2005

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I bet it was his wife who complained to Safeways, not him.

 

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he would have been loving it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

[ QUOTE ]
we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing

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Whatever! He knew exactly what it was and watched it for the pure enjoyment! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

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• Jan 28, 2005

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Bet he tried to tell her it was just the trailer for 'up and coming' attractions /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

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• Jan 28, 2005

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I reckon he watched it until he went blind lol. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

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• Jan 28, 2005

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I went to buy a porn film and ended up with The Pajama Game!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

LMAO

 

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"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

I bet it was the most fun the've had in donkeys years....

 

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• Jan 29, 2005

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I reckon the old boy spanked the monkey when his wife went to sleep.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

 

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I reckon the old boy spanked the monkey when his wife went to sleep.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

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Conor your a very sick man lol
the poor old boy's pacemaker was probably going faster than a RS6 !

 

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the poor old boy's pacemaker was probably going faster than a RS6 !

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Very funny Mick /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif