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    Melody and Leon will be the finalists i reckon, they are untouchable at the moment.

    However Jim and Gavin will go close I reckon, Jim looks robust, but i got a feeling in this weeks episode that Lord Sugar doesn't like him.

    and on a rather marital note...Melody is quite hot to be honest

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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    Melody in a Bikini!!!

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    Zoe needs a slap she's so annoying.
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    Nooo, Sarah is the annoying bint. She's a retard, I am sure of it.


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    Did i mention my wifes cousin used to go out with Melody?

    Dont know why they split up, but i bet he regrets it now!

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    oh really?

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    how to bl*w your load, lol

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    Fair play tho, they got the deal which I was very surprised. Can't stand Jim this week. Doing my head in. He should have some counselling.
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    Funny as fook! Lord sugar has some cracking one liners! Agreed there aren't that many tidy women in this year, Liz from last year was lovely....

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    Quote Originally Posted by A3_S-Line View Post
    ...... Agreed there aren't that many tidy women in this year, Liz from last year was lovely....
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    Very clever gal!
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    Melody speaking french ooo la la

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    I'm disappointed that the hairdressers didn't chop off Leon's mullet. Really think his hair will start talking soon or make it's own show.
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    Does her accent not get on your tits though? The way she speaks does my nut in. That said...she wouldn't be talking a lot if she was....I'll leave it there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Does her accent not get on your tits though? The way she speaks does my nut in. That said...she wouldn't be talking a lot if she was....I'll leave it there.
    I do find her voice a little irritating, dont think i would want a long term relationship!!!

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    she over pronounces things... means she is good with her tongue
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    I've come across plenty of women like her (read that as you choose).

    They're all mouth and confidence at the start, but as soon as they start liking/loving you that all goes out of the window and they become one of two things:

    a) The best girlfriend you could wish for, or
    b) An absolute obsessive psycho.


    Usually it's 'b' though.

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    bad experiance mate? so thats why you made this

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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    bad experiance mate? so thats why you made this
    That's a big tune.

    But nah, no bad experiences really, just hooked up with plenty of those "my sh*t don't stink" girls. And they always turn out to be more clingy/needy than you're average or normal female.

    Ok, there was one bad experience. I made the mistake of taking one of them back to my office for some fun after we'd been out for a drink.
    After giving her the cold shoulder a week or so later she threatened to come to my workplace and make a scene.
    Her exact words were... "What about if I decide to be as much of a b*tch as you are a b*astard, and come to your workplace today".

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    Never let the mistress know your workplace, it'll only end in tears.

    And I must admit, I think Aythree is spot on here. These girls are usually far too needy when it comes down to it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Never let the mistress know your workplace, it'll only end in tears.
    ...or the sack, again. But not the same type.

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    LOL!

    Been with my Gf on and off for years now (was off for about 2years til recently) and she can be a psycho but only when i did something that hurt her... saying that she hasnt done anything psychotic to hurt me physically... just the stalker type and kiss n tell stuff...
    but when things are good she is the best girl a guy could have so just need to keep her sweet
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    did anyone watch it today?

    Helen is on some drugs!!

    it shows that you dont need to be loud or a show off - let your skills do the talking! talking about helen and the 800,000 units order!

    and on the other team...the right ***** went! hated her alot actually, made me cringe watching her!!

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    Aye strange one that. The role play was uber cringey, in the ubf with dara she seemed really jolly. Must be the pressures of the show. Omg bob mortimer his face was like a rock!
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    The role play was just stooopid!!

    How cringey was it and the faces on them, especially the Waitrose lot...they were like WTF!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Does her accent not get on your tits though? The way she speaks does my nut in. That said...she wouldn't be talking a lot if she was....I'll leave it there.
    She talks like she has her teeth glued together, so monotone! Saying that I do really like her, but she's starting to get on my nerves a bit, all this "global business" chit chat and constantly ramming her opinions down people's throats.

    Helen is miles ahead in terms of winning the show imo.

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    Last weeks roll play was undoubtedly the highlight of the series so far !

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    Melody baby is out, lol

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    Melody looked so fit in the youve been fired show lol

    shame she is gone

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    Nata**** was sh1t, Mr shugs should've gone againist his rules and booted her out. Glad he didn't give them the treat tho, all Nata****'s fault. You've been fired, Ruby wax was funny
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    Hurrah, Melody has been fired. She wasn't exactly a team player, was she! I'm surprised the you've been fired show didn't go back to when they were in France and she decided the folding child car seat wasn't a good idea despite the french telling her otherwise.
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    Im happy shes gone ,She couldnt get any further up her own ass

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    She was a real royal pain in the rear. So full of her own self importance. Her face was a picture when she got fired.

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    Scribbens out!!!! hooray for hollywood!

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    At last! She was anasty piece of work. Helen ftw!!
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    she used to wind me up with her "yeah" and "ok" in every damn sentence! not to mention her attitude!
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