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    Old... But still funny!

    A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
    1 Bar of Soap
    1 Toothbrush
    1 Tube of toothpaste
    1 loaf of bread
    1 pint of milk
    1 apple
    1 banana
    1 orange
    1 plum
    1 grapefruit
    1 tomato
    1 lettuce
    1 cabbage
    1 baking potato
    1 kraft single
    1 samosa
    1 vegetable pakora
    1 muesli bar
    1 pie
    1 frozen pizza

    The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
    carrying
    a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.

    As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"

    He looks at her - straight in the eyes and says

    "Because you're minging"

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    Re: Old... But still funny!

    Quality [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img]

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    Re: Old... But still funny!

    Good one....

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    Re: Old... But still funny!

    Haha [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Old... But still funny!

    very good! good laugh

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    Re: Old... But still funny!

    P*sser LMAO

 

 

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