Bankers forced to sleep in lift

if it was up to me they would not have any money to get boozed up with . any one noticed how every thing is rising in price insurance fuel food why because investment went bad due to the greedy basxxxds in the banks now its time for the man in the street to pay for it
 
"The repair bill is thought to run into hundreds of pounds."

They are gonna be crapping themselves racking up such a huge repair bill!


When I read this story I scrolled back up to look at the date as I genuinely thought it was an April fools. Must have been a slow news day on March 2nd.