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    I cant even imagine how painful that would have been.

    He must have been a very naughty boy!

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    Did she swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    Did she swallow?



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    Wow she must have some balls to do that!!!!!

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    She spat them out as she has a Nut Allergy!


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    I can see this thread is going to run for a while going to be full of puns!!

    She must of been a NUTter!!!!

    I will grab my coat too......

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    I hear his girlfriend's real name is Hannah Ball Lecter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    I hear his girlfriend's real name is Hannah Ball Lecter.
    Get your coat....
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    I hear his girlfriend's real name is Hannah Ball Lecter.
    Thats a top end joke. Brilliant.

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    That's how they do a tea bag in Newcastle!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Get your coat....


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    Thats a top end joke. Brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westle View Post
    That's how they do a tea bag in Newcastle!
    Or rather, that's the self defense against a Newcastle tea-bagger! I regularly threaten my wife with a tea-bagging, i think I might not now though as this story has scared me.


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    Balls to that.

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    If she did that to me I'd give her a right mouthful




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    What words have you been popping into google to find that eh?!?! lol

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    ooohhh lol, wonder if she did both or just the one!!!!!!! Maybe he'd refused the snip!!!!!


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    LOL he must of been a naughty boy

 

 

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