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    I just googled 167 mph s3 to see if they've caught the chap yet and this thread is the 3rd result lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    I just googled 167 mph s3 to see if they've caught the chap yet and this thread is the 3rd result lol
    the SEO on this forum is supreme. I wanna speak to whoever done it and get some tips lol

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    Thats just mental, shame the paper dont know the differnce between an 8L and an 8P fools
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Intimidating girls.... what a man you are.
    You took your time with that comment aythreee, you must be slipping fella.

    I intimidate women and not girls, get it right son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    This is what helps make the Audi driver reputation....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    I intimidate women and not girls, get it right son.
    Was it you who got smashed by these "females"???
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    No unfortunatly not but as a Green belt in Ju Jitsu myself im sure i would have given them a good fight.


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    That video is wicked! It took me a few viewings to see the dude in the black dress smash them both in the face. Love how dazed they are afterwards.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    That video is wicked! It took me a few viewings to see the dude in the black dress smash them both in the face. Love how dazed they are afterwards.
    Lol yeah its pretty good, a similiar thing happened to us when we all went out on the piss a few years back.

    There were 14 of us, ranging from black belts to yellow, we were in a kebab shop just ordering food when one of us was just attacked by some t**t, all because he offered to hold the door for him.

    All of a sudden 6 more chavs came from nowhere and it was a mass brawl, we managed to get all of them on the floor quite easily and held them all down.

    2 police vans turned up and they thanked us and took the arseholes away, was great fun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    No unfortunatly not but as a Green belt in Ju Jitsu myself im sure i would have given them a good fight.
    Is it true that only short people take up Ju Jitsu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Is it true that only short people take up Ju Jitsu?
    No but its true that w****s like you dont last very long.

    Size is irrelevant, something im sure your missus understands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    No but its true that w****s like you dont last very long.

    Size is irrelevant, something im sure your missus understands.
    Touch a nerve did I, shorty?

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    Shame about the music but what a nutter.

    Will mine go that fast? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveA3 View Post
    the SEO on this forum is supreme. I wanna speak to whoever done it and get some tips lol
    I think you'll find it's us lot that do it. In this case, Sidibear's title went a long way to being the perfect start for your chosen keywords.
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    167? Pfft

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Touch a nerve did I, shorty?

    Bla, bla bla you still talking..

    Is'nt it about time you were banned again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staz View Post
    167? Pfft

    Lol, nice would'nt be you would it staz?


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    Now now fellas

    Anyway it was nice of him to zoom into his mates VXR number plate (LD06ONF) on another post to YouTube haha tit !

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Now now fellas

    Anyway it was nice of him to zoom into his mates VXR number plate (LD06ONF) on another post to YouTube haha tit !
    Why people are stupid enough to post these things i will never know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Staz View Post
    167? Pfft



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    For sure! :D

    You've got to be some kind of retard to do it in the UK and put it on YouTube along with your other videos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staz View Post
    167? Pfft

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    Always wanted to drive to germany, just never got round to it.

    I suppose i would fit right in with the audi


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    Quote Originally Posted by Staz View Post
    For sure! :D

    You've got to be some kind of retard to do it in the UK and put it on YouTube along with your other videos.
    Haha have you taken the car for a spin around there lately or any track days over here?
    Agree lol i wonder how much he will get fined and banned for.
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    No not driven over there since I left in 2008. I miss it :'(
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    That was from about 3/4 of the way through AudiSportball, with a very shocked German guy in a C4S next to us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    I just googled 167 mph s3 to see if they've caught the chap yet and this thread is the 3rd result lol
    1st now!

 

 
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