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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Lots of questions..... firstly, how??

    Secondly, why are you stood on the hard shoulder taking a picture and not driving off with your tail between your legs?
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    What a total fkwit !! obviously belongs to some guy that has been on the scrumpy, has a bald chicken and p!sses himself on the regular !!!

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    What flippin lines. Obviously still paranoid about the bin lids

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    Quote Originally Posted by gary3306 View Post
    Another contender here. Taken in our town centre car park this morning. This person had parked their car smack bang in the middle of the road through the car park. People were having to drive around it, like the guy in the black Passat.



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    I bet he's more paranoid about damaging the kerb with them bin lids. The wheels look indestructible to me!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary3306 View Post
    Another contender here. Taken in our town centre car park this morning. This person had parked their car smack bang in the middle of the road through the car park.
    It must have been snowing when he parked.
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    Or the first on on the carpark and got a little confused maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartayMcFly View Post
    Loose handbrake?
    Nope, I thought that so I gave it a little push, and also looked through the window. Handbrake firmly applied and holding the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gary3306 View Post
    Another contender here. Taken in our town centre car park this morning. This person had parked their car smack bang in the middle of the road through the car park. People were having to drive around it, like the guy in the black Passat.



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    I feel like damaging cars that I see parked like this. One day I might snap.

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    lol I shamfully double park sometimes! specially if im at a supermarket but i park away far away from the door but still double park because i can never trust anyone with a shopping trolly unloading then just abandoning the trolly after they load their car. !!

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    The good part about having kids in the car at the super market is the bigger spaces for the parent and child.
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    halfords harlow today, he was also so far forward his front wheels was past the white lines, had to explain to the misses why i was taking a random picture aswell, she seemed rather confuzled

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    this is a classic. at my gym, there are TWO car parks, so if the first one you go to is full (which it wasnt in this case) you go to the other one.
    not this person... ohhhh no..

    where i am stood is the road that goes through the carpark, they decide to park in the middle of it.
    what is wrong with these people

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    Quote Originally Posted by knoxie View Post
    halfords harlow today, he was also so far forward his front wheels was past the white lines, had to explain to the misses why i was taking a random picture aswell, she seemed rather confuzled

    A man after my own heart, i take 2 spaces, I've been the victim of car park dinks and paid the body shop bills to show for it, so I've got no worries about taking up 2 spaces that's big enough for the cars of today rather than the size that was give for cars of yesterday, If they don't wont me to take 2 spaces then make bigger spaces that fit our "Today's" cars flipping in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkster View Post
    A man after my own heart, i take 2 spaces, I've been the victim of car park dinks and paid the body shop bills to show for it, so I've got no worries about taking up 2 spaces that's big enough for the cars of today rather than the size that was give for cars of yesterday, If they don't wont me to take 2 spaces then make bigger spaces that fit our "Today's" cars flipping in!
    I scratch cars that I see taking up two spaces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    I scratch cars that I see taking up two spaces.
    So your happy to brag on a public forum that you damage peoples pride and joys because you don't like they way they park? WTF is wrong with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkster View Post
    So your happy to brag on a public forum that you damage peoples pride and joys because you don't like they way they park? WTF is wrong with you?
    I know, I need help.

    Nah I don't do that really, obviously. But some people do. It'd probably be wise of you to think about that in future because while selfishly parking in two spaces will help you avoid dings it could result in all sorts of other damage to your pride and joy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    I know, I need help.

    Nah I don't do that really, obviously. But some people do. It'd probably be wise of you to think about that in future because while selfishly parking in two spaces will help you avoid dings it could result in all sorts of other damage to your pride and joy.
    I think i should have put a LoL, in my other post as i was being sarcastic in a funny sort of way, but I think you took it like that a bit,

    Yer i hear what your saying, TBH i park on the far side of the moon where no other cars are at, so there is no one else to upset,


    failing that i let the wife go shopping and i sit in the car reading a book of some sort as i can do without pushing a trolly round the shops looking at stuff i don't eat, the wife just uses my card to pay at the end and i get to lug all the shopping up to the apartment when we get home,

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    That is by far the best parking, but its actually quite funny, trolley guys saying, ok nobody has trained me on these new trolley's.

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    Yeah just getting out the door would be a you've been framed moment

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    I think this is the reason audi give you the option to open and close your windows from the key. You can park like that, climb out the window and then secure the car by closing the window you've just climbed out of. Genius engineers at audi!
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    Parking - Frame and Shame

    Now that's what you call under cover parking lol
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    The thing is, it is a good bit of parking, which is surprising because it has to be a woman that parked it in there...........


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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
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    Yeah but to be fair to the driver he only parked there because this guy parked in his usual spot..............

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    Gotta get involved with this thread, right up my street...lol, here's a few to get started.... I could keep em coming every day, I see this kinda driving on a daily basis, the driver of the Iveco van (even though about 20 stone) managed to climb out through the window and kept moaning about cutting his hand on the small pile of glass on the floor!!!
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    Bit dark but this one managed to park his celica under the motorway barrier!
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    This one was in our local paper a couple of weeks ago:



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    Anyone who parks in a disabled bay without being entitled to do so (i.e. no blue badge) should be in this thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmo View Post
    Anyone who parks in a disabled bay without being entitled to do so (i.e. no blue badge) should be in this thread!
    For example.....

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    Saw two cars get tickets in a town centre yesterday, both parked in disabled bays with no badge. Caught!
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    i would park worse than most of these guys to save my paintwork from shopping trolly dings and idiots denting my doors with thiers.

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    My car is on the right, the red car was following behind me, but the lady driving couldn't be bothered to wait for me to park properly, so did this. The lady with the Audi on the left was not best pleased when she arrived a few minutes later and realised she couldn't get her baby in it's travel system because the door was inconveniently blocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazyfool View Post
    My car is on the right, the red car was following behind me, but the lady driving couldn't be bothered to wait for me to park properly, so did this. The lady with the Audi on the left was not best pleased when she arrived a few minutes later and realised she couldn't get her baby in it's travel system because the door was inconveniently blocked.

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