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    Thought I'd revive this with a classic from just before Xmas.



    Yep, they are parked across a T junction, with no part of their car anywhere near the kerb. All so that their precious kids don't have to walk a few extra yards from school.
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    You plonker, rodney!


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    Quote Originally Posted by amar06fbr View Post
    Precision parking that!!!
    Currently rolling in a SKODA!!!

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    How the hell !!!!

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    How thoughtful, even left there rear lights on to help others see there way in the dark lol.

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    I'd tick 'parking sensors' in the optional extras next time!


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    Here's one from this lunchtime...



    Quite how you can occupy 3 spaces with a Punto????

    If I'd have been in the Cordy I'd have parked in the space on the right just for a laugh!
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    Not exactly a car... but the person who parked his bike here is taking the p*ss!!!

    This is one of the narrowest and busiest walkways around here and the rider of this bike thought it was a good idea to park up in the middle of it while he popped into the local sorting office.
    I came that close to just booting his bike over.



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    should have just picked it up and dropped it off round the corner... what a kn*b!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    should have just picked it up and dropped it off round the corner... what a kn*b!
    I should've mate.

    Some people just have no sense. I meanWHY would you just leave a bike THERE??


    For some unknown reason this has irritated me more than any bad car parking I've ever seen.

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    yh i know what you mean, with a car its a little excusable since the size of a car and some people are just useless drivers but on a bike there is no excuse! im surprised the bike didnt get knicked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    Came back to my car after a nice meal in nandos to find these 2 idiots

    Just noticed.... that's Park Royal, isn't it?

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    I was just thinking how bad your parking is Ads? 4 kerbs in 4 days....


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I was just thinking how bad your parking is Ads? 4 kerbs in 4 days....
    Thanks for reminding me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    ......4 kerbs in 4 days....



    Sorry, i shouldn't laugh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post



    Sorry, i shouldn't laugh.
    And after all of your logistics effort too!

    Where you been mate?

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    Been stupidly busy dude, doing loads of extra teaching so having to lay low to make sure I get all my work done.

    Is there a thread with pics of said damage to wheels? I still feel like I am their godparent...or something.


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    took the exit a little too early
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    took the exit a little too early
    Nope they just needed to pee really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Is there a thread with pics of said damage to wheels? I still feel like I am their godparent...or something.
    No thread, too painful.

    They asked after you the other day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
    No thread, too painful.

    They asked after you the other day.
    Whatsapp me a pic then, i need to see how badly you are looking after these babies.

    And I could sense they were asking about me, it's a link i have with them


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Whatsapp me a pic then, i need to see how badly you are looking after these babies.
    Every time I try to take a pic my hand starts shaking violently, but I'll try.

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    A bit of bro love going on in here today Ads and Paul. Btw ads, we want to see the pics as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    A bit of bro love going on in here today Ads and Paul. Btw ads, we want to see the pics as well.
    It's all about the bromance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    A bit of bro love going on in here today Ads and Paul. Btw ads, we want to see the pics as well.
    That is a bold statement...

    And who is this 'Paul' you talk of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ads View Post
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    Proper lol. x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    That is a bold statement...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    That is a bold statement...

    And who is this 'Paul' you talk of?
    Our very own Crazy88. They sure been keeping this to themselves Reesy. x

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    Hahahha yeh saw that one
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    Not my best parking I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    obviously thinking about shoes and handbags.......probably indicated as well............
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post

    Not my best parking I know.
    Lots of questions..... firstly, how??

    Secondly, why are you stood on the hard shoulder taking a picture and not driving off with your tail between your legs?
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    Another contender here. Taken in our town centre car park this morning. This person had parked their car smack bang in the middle of the road through the car park. People were having to drive around it, like the guy in the black Passat.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    One to add to this thread:

    What a total fkwit !! obviously belongs to some guy that has been on the scrumpy, has a bald chicken and p!sses himself on the regular !!!

    These kind of muppets should have their license removed for ffs.........

 

 

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