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    What just happened?

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    She's my half sister (on my dad's side) that I haven't seen for four years.

    Didn't you get my four PMs smudge?

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    Edited for taste.

    Apologies to Aythree
    Last edited by Dane; 4th July 2011 at 15:46.

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    Smudge - My PMs aren't working. Give me your email address and I'll send you my mobile number so we can discuss this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post


    Thats amazing!

    even better that smudge has graphically described playing with her norks!
    Excuse me for not seeing the funny side of it.

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    I guess its a good thing that he never posted any images of her then.

    It is a small world after all and the net just makes it even smaller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Excuse me for not seeing the funny side of it.
    Understood, post edited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    I guess its a good thing that he never posted any images of her then.
    He did, and you lot commented on her bra size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Edited for taste.

    Apologies to Aythree
    Ha ha ha, whoops....

    It's unfortunate when this sort of thing happens. That has somewhat spoilt today's banter I feel.

    Sorry Aythree for what I may have said at any point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Ha ha ha, whoops....
    Post #3845...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    I can't take this sh*t anymore!
    I'm telling my dad.

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Ha ha ha, whoops....

    It's unfortunate when this sort of thing happens. That has somewhat spoilt today's banter I feel.

    Sorry Aythree for what I may have said at any point.
    I think you said she had an A cup or something. And you just laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    I think you said she had an A cup or something. And you just laughed.
    So's my missus.... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    He did, and you lot commented on her bra size.
    That was tame.
    Thats something people would post as a Facebook profile picture.

    We need to move on to something else.

    Welly, go stand in a lift and do stupid things.

    Or you can comment on the view out of my window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    So's my missus.... lol.
    You probably like the thought of your missus naked. I can't say the same about my sister.

    She's such a slapper.

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    Well the pub has just got interesting!

    Will we see our first pub bar fight
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Well the pub has just got interesting!

    Will we see our first pub bar fight
    Hope not, I hate pub fights.

    on the bright side at least you know smudge has good taste in cars........owait, he drives a ford.
    crap!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    You probably like the thought of your missus naked. I can't say the same about my sister.

    She's such a slapper.
    Comments are comments, you have made plenty about other people!! lol.

    What's wrong with appreciating the beauty of the female form???
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    The reason I haven't spoken to her for four years is because she gave my best mate herpes on his neck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    The reason I haven't spoken to her for four years is because she gave my best mate herpes on his neck.
    Christ, where did he have his head??!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Comments are comments, you have made plenty about other people!! lol.

    What's wrong with appreciating the beauty of the female form???
    Is there a line drawn at people's mothers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Christ, where did he have his head??!?!

    Against her snatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    The reason I haven't spoken to her for four years is because she gave my best mate herpes on his neck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Is there a line drawn at people's mothers?
    No, if you want to insult and make sexual suggestion about my old dear, feel free...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Against her snatch.
    So how did he get it on his neck??
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Against her snatch.
    He clearly should have done this:



    Problem solved....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    No, if you want to insult and make sexual suggestion about my old dear, feel free...
    I wasn't talking about yours.....
    But post a pic of her and I'll look for one of mine.

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    So how did he get it on his neck??
    He's only got a small head.

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    Smudge did say he's been lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    I wasn't talking about yours.....
    But post a pic of her and I'll look for one of mine.
    That sounds like a good deal to me. Your sister (as long as she's clean & herpes free now), for my mum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    The weather's been nice today guys hasn't it
    LOL, it is a bit like that isn't it....
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    Now seems a hugely inappropriate time to say......

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    Who's been adding to the tags??

    im next on aythrees sis

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Who's been adding to the tags??

    im next on aythrees sis
    Forget that one, who's put "W3sty is a raging homo"!!!
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    Just look at the misses thread.
    most people in this thread as commented on someone's daughter, wife, mother, girlfriend.
    The only different is that its aythree's sister and he got a bit touchy (sorry if its the wrong wording) about it.

    Back to wellys mum.
    Pics?

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    double

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    There are some funny tags. I can't see them on tapatalk, so its not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Back to wellys mum.
    Pics?
    I've met her...

 

 

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