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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Lol - did smudge have his spit roast yet?
    No my mate wasn't on it on Friday

    However, had a great night with the girl last night with huge bazoomas 32DD yes please!!!

    Was a good night no pics for you guys, yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    32DD yes please!!!
    Thats a pair of bongos at that size!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    No my mate wasn't on it on Friday

    However, had a great night with the girl last night with huge bazoomas 32DD yes please!!!

    Was a good night no pics for you guys, yet
    Yet.... That means pending so has all this post break up sex got you over the nut job dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Yet.... That means pending so has all this post break up sex got you over the nut job dude?
    Whats the bets she keeps an eye on here.....
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    Pics or it.........You get the idea. lol

    All this talk of birds, shagging, boobs and still no pics.
    Not even in PM/email form.
    I'm shocked lads.

    How are we, the long term relationship people, meant to cope?
    I do miss single life at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Whats the bets she keeps an eye on here.....
    Its a shame at times that this forum/thread is open one and all.
    Makes it realy easy for people to dob us in to our partners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Whats the bets she keeps an eye on here.....
    She might find this...



    Thats right we've all seen you in your underwear - Haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Thats a pair of bongos at that size!!
    I nearly died in them

    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Yet.... That means pending so has all this post break up sex got you over the nut job dude?
    Kinda, i've agreed to help her move this weekend....at least i'll get sex out of that as well

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Pics or it.........You get the idea. lol

    All this talk of birds, shagging, boobs and still no pics.
    Not even in PM/email form.
    I'm shocked lads.

    How are we, the long term relationship people, meant to cope?
    I do miss single life at times.
    Sorry mate, the camera wasn't working.....mainly because i forgot to turn it on

    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    She might find this...



    Thats right we've all seen you in your underwear - Haha!
    Meh, she's proud of them pics mate. Too right tbh, she has got a cracking body, shame about the mind being fcuking loopy
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    Is that a pic of Mrs loopyloo?

    She looks angry (can only look on my phone) but the body looks inviting.

    Wireless IP cameras FTW!!

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    Oh btw lads, i found a sneaky pic that she forgot to delete of her lady parts that's very nice

    Anyone care for a gander via PM? I expect something in return mind you
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Is that a pic of Mrs loopyloo?

    She looks angry (can only look on my phone) but the body looks inviting.

    Wireless IP cameras FTW!!
    Yep that's her mate

    Gonna get her drunk and give her the fcuking of her life this weekend, that'll teach her
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    i love adding random tags to this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Oh btw lads, i found a sneaky pic that she forgot to delete of her lady parts that's very nice

    Anyone care for a gander via PM? I expect something in return mind you
    Bribery,now that just aint fair!

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    i'm all ways up for dirty pictures. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Oh btw lads, i found a sneaky pic that she forgot to delete of her lady parts that's very nice

    Anyone care for a gander via PM? I expect something in return mind you
    Please can I see the dirty photo please.

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    I'll need something in return boys, send me your best (or worst )
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    Bloody hell lads you've been busy! I pop down spoons for a Beef madras and a pint of Tuborg and there's a load of T & A on here.

    By the way I'm off skiing the week before xmas. An ASN ski trip would be carnage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I'll need something in return boys, send me your best (or worst )
    Yep, I'll send you something in return. I've even got some audio that was recorded with my sleeptalk app during a steamy session.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Bloody hell lads you've been busy! I pop down spoons for a Beef madras and a pint of Tuborg and there's a load of T & A on here.

    By the way I'm off skiing the week before xmas. An ASN ski trip would be carnage.
    Mate I'm so up for it... I'm skiing over Xmas ish in Austria/Italy I went skiing for 3 weeks this past year, love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Oh btw lads, i found a sneaky pic that she forgot to delete of her lady parts that's very nice

    Anyone care for a gander via PM? I expect something in return mind you
    Send it this way, I'm sure I can find something that is of similar quality...
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    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Send it this way, I'm sure I can find something that is of similar quality...
    I want your goodies 1st people, just how i work
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I want your goodies 1st people, just how i work
    Point me in the right direction for the best free interent site for slappers and i'll find you some great pics!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I want your goodies 1st people, just how i work
    Same here so I guess it's a non starter.... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Same here so I guess it's a non starter.... lol.
    Pffft

    No commitment Mr Welly. I am disappoint
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    Correct me if I'm wrong..... but i'm sure smudge said he'd want something in return. To me that says he should send first. No?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Pffft

    No commitment Mr Welly. I am disappoint
    Shhhhhhh!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Correct me if I'm wrong..... but i'm sure smudge said he'd want something in return. To me that says he should send first. No?
    ^^ The man has a point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Correct me if I'm wrong..... but i'm sure smudge said he'd want something in return. To me that says he should send first. No?
    That is a very valid point, hes got you there Smudge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Pffft

    No commitment Mr Welly. I am disappoint
    Until I see evidence of an aledged threesome that was meant to have taken place last weekend, I'm not sending pics to anyone
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    What the hell have I missed? I think that i'm one of the few people who actually work harder when at home! How does that work?

    Looking back quickly i'll sum up:

    blah blah blah katy perry blah blah blah boobs blah blah girl in underwear blah blah claims of threesomes blah blah.

    And I see Aythree has joined us, I always felt like you avoided the pub for some reason! Nice to have you here dude.
    Last edited by crazy88; 30th June 2011 at 16:36.


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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I'll need something in return boys, send me your best (or worst )
    Bugger.
    I got nothing to give in return.
    Hmmmmm......Google images for the win!! :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    And I see Aythree has joined us, I always felt like you avoided the pub for some reason! Nice to have you here dude.
    If I'm honest, I did kinda avoid coming in here. It's because I'd take a look and see there were 200 new posts since the last time I looked (usually a few hours earlier). I just didn't have the soul to read through 'em all. But I'm making more of an effort now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    I'll need something in return boys, send me your best (or worst )
    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    If I'm honest, I did kinda avoid coming in here. It's because I'd take a look and see there were 200 new posts since the last time I looked (usually a few hours earlier). I just didn't have the soul to read through 'em all. But I'm making more of an effort now.
    Don't read them all, just skim through a couple of the last lot and you're all caught up.

    The topic changes so quick or just start you on. You'll fit right in. lol

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    It's like them crappy soaps. You can not watch for months and within 5 minutes you've caught up, and also realised how shebab it as, and why you stopped watching it in the first place


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    Just because i said i wanted something in return, doesn't mean i have to go 1st

    I have promised said images of flange, and i expect something given to me in order for me to then send said pics

    Simples
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Just because i said i wanted something in return, doesn't mean i have to go 1st

    I have promised said images of flange, and i expect something given to me in order for me to then send said pics

    Simples
    PM sent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    PM sent.
    Fail
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