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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Rihanna every time but the bit question is, Rihanna now or back when she started?

    Mix mogli (can't spell it) and/or a mixed tikka and 4 different nans. Happy days.
    Rihanna when she first started defo.

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    I put it in the 8L section but heres a link to the GTI inters drag times

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Madrass/Jalfrezi is my limit. Fahl/Vindaloo, no way. I once had a mouthful of fahl and went blind for 10 minutes, no lie!!!
    vindaloo is about as hot as i can enjoy.
    The fahl was just a 'how hot can it be' moment. And since then il just get one for the comedy. My dad nearly had a heart attack, he only goes as far as massala

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    vindaloo is about as hot as i can enjoy.
    The fahl was just a 'how hot can it be' moment. And since then il just get one for the comedy. My dad nearly had a heart attack, he only goes as far as massala
    Same, anything after that is just a bit much for me.

    Always worth putting some bog roll in the fridge.

    I remember getting booted out of an Indian restaurant once for asking the waiter if Indians got 'ring sting'.
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    I had a pepperoni pizza late on last night with oooodles of chilli sauce. My 07:45 visit to the pool could of gone through the eye of a needle thus morning.
    Rihanna = total dirt bag. And probably gives out brown wings for fun. And she likes her leather cat suits.
    That's three reasons to go balls deep right there.

    I'd do time for some of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    I'd do time for some of that
    Same.

    On another note, I have discovered my missus has a bit of a bi streak.

    Which is AMAZING
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    Dude....... pics....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I remember getting booted out of an Indian restaurant once for asking the waiter if Indians got 'ring sting'.
    hahaha love it. Any more than buna I'm done in... Done see the fun in sweating into my food. Plus I got a stomach like a 2 Yr old!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Dude....... pics....
    Sorry mate. Simply can't. Although I do have some from a previous Ménage à trois....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Dude....... pics....
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Sorry mate. Simply can't. Although I do have some from a previous Ménage à trois....
    Dont just talk about it man!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Sorry mate. Simply can't. Although I do have some from a previous Ménage à trois....
    Pics or it didn't happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Sorry mate. Simply can't. Although I do have some from a previous Ménage à trois....
    Sure they would be more than adequate

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    Well, quest to be calm and lazy and not get angry have failed.
    Arguing in work with a fella because he wont take it tht i reckon I can get to london in 3 hours.
    His 'if i havnt done it no one can' attitude really grinds my gears!

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Well, quest to be calm and lazy and not get angry have failed.
    Arguing in work with a fella because he wont take it tht i reckon I can get to london in 3 hours.
    His 'if i havnt done it no one can' attitude really grinds my gears!

    Deep breaths.....


    .. but if that fails, smash him in the face!

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    And HURRAAHHH for lesbians!

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    Ha funny story has come to mind with regards to bi girlfriends. I once got my mrs to get into her mate in front of me in our local club, I was so pissed and excited i proceeded to flop my Wang out. Apparently I took it too far

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Ha funny story has come to mind with regards to bi girlfriends. I once got my mrs to get into her mate in front of me in our local club, I was so pissed and excited i proceeded to flop my Wang out. Apparently I took it too far
    Haha, brilliant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Sorry mate. Simply can't. Although I do have some from a previous Ménage à trois....
    Don't make me post the 'Do It' man image!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Ha funny story has come to mind with regards to bi girlfriends. I once got my mrs to get into her mate in front of me in our local club, I was so pissed and excited i proceeded to flop my Wang out. Apparently I took it too far
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    Ha funny story has come to mind with regards to bi girlfriends. I once got my mrs to get into her mate in front of me in our local club, I was so pissed and excited i proceeded to flop my Wang out. Apparently I took it too far
    Dude, I feel your pain....

    I would have probably done the same thing.

    My missus's hot tub has seen some fun times with various friends... lol
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    Scott - Do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Dude, I feel your pain....

    I would have probably done the same thing.

    My missus's hot tub has seen some fun times with various friends... lol
    My mates hot tub has seen some action too

    All I hear from him after every other weekend is "I've got to drain the tub again after (enter name here) emptied their spuds into some bird in it" lol

    I always offer to go round there and baby sit with my GF
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    My mates hot tub has seen some action too

    All I hear from him after every other weekend is "I've got to drain the tub again after (enter name here) emptied their spuds into some bird in it" lol

    I always offer to go round there and baby sit with my GF
    Yes mate, hot tubs rock. The only annoying thing is boning in them is hard work as you have to push against the water, thus you can't go as hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Don't make me post the 'Do It' man image!!
    I think he needs it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yes mate, hot tubs rock. The only annoying thing is boning in them is hard work as you have to push against the water, thus you can't go as hard.
    Got some decent shower action in Cyprus. We had one of those Jacuzzi showers with the jets that come out the wall. I thought we'd get charged extra for the amount of water we'd used at the end of the week
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Yes mate, hot tubs rock. The only annoying thing is boning in them is hard work as you have to push against the water, thus you can't go as hard.
    It also goes squeeky lol

    I advise you all to get a trampoline as well as a hot tub! Bouncy boobies as well as bubbly wet ones!

    Gigidy

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    It also goes squeeky lol

    I advise you all to get a trampoline as well as a hot tub! Bouncy boobies as well as bubbly wet ones!

    Gigidy
    Well i have a trampoline in the garden! Not so good if the neighbours look out their windows though!

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    I dont think hes got the bottle!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
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    ooh good plan! Challenge his manlyhood, that might actually work...

    Yeah he'll defo be too much of a wimp to do it

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    Nice try peoples..... however those particular photos (and videos) are for my enjoyment only....

    You can try and attack my manhood - it won't work.... Mwhahahahaha
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    He must be gay and 'respect' the womens rights or something. Pffft

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    He must be gay and 'respect' the womens rights or something. Pffft
    Well, I deffo don't putt from the rough... lol.

    Nothing to do with respecting women's rights, it's got to do with me being rumbled once by an unknown ASN grass already in the past for distributing material on here...
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    My entire opinion of Welly has now changed. This is a sad day. A sad sad day.

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    There is a spy amongst our ranks who dobs Welly in to one of his misses' mates

    what welly said... WItch Hunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Nothing to do with respecting women's rights, it's got to do with me being rumbled once by an unknown ASN grass already in the past for distributing material on here...
    What a minge!!
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