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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    you know what you need.... a big port head...

    What flywheels that Welly?
    I have to stop the moding somewhere mate. A healthy 280bhp on a daily driver would be ideal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    you know what you need.... a big port head...
    LOL, not much point with the K04 in stock form, WMI will give you what you need.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I have to stop the moding somewhere mate. A healthy 280bhp on a daily driver would be ideal.
    I know that feeling mate, you can just keep on going foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    LOL, not much point with the K04 in stock form, WMI will give you what you need.
    a water meth intercooler sprayer may be my next mod unless a WMI kit appears on eBay cheap.
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    c. ten degrees of extra timing is a fair old wack.

    My small port didnt like 12 degrees, but yours (Welly) and Tuffty's are around 20-22 I thought, I might have got the wrong end of the stick though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    c. ten degrees of extra timing is a fair old wack.

    My small port didnt like 12 degrees, but yours (Welly) and Tuffty's are around 20-22 I thought, I might have got the wrong end of the stick though...
    I need to get my load control wound back up to 100% in unisettings too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    My small port didnt like 12 degrees, but yours (Welly) and Tuffty's are around 20-22 I thought, I might have got the wrong end of the stick though...
    Yarp, thats about spot on mate.
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    Morning all.

    How is every one?

    I almost kicked the misses out of the car this morning, she slammed the door twice. once opening it (is that a smal or a yank?) and then again shutting it.
    She's started slamming the house door as well, what is wrong with this women?
    How can someone so small make so much noise? grrrrrrrr

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    Morning mate, nothing a quick slap shouldnt sort out!

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    I'm bringing out the rule of thumb I think.
    she's got one more chance.

    any one found any new hot women to perv over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Morning all.

    How is every one?

    I almost kicked the misses out of the car this morning, she slammed the door twice. once opening it (is that a smal or a yank?) and then again shutting it.
    She's started slamming the house door as well, what is wrong with this women?
    How can someone so small make so much noise? grrrrrrrr
    Slamming doors (unless it's slamming the mrs' doors) is a pet hate of mine.

    It's been too hot recently to perv on hot women.
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    Surely when its hot its better to perv on hot women as they will be wearing less!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Surely when its hot its better to perv on hot women as they will be wearing less!
    In theory yes.

    Maybe it's just me, what's wrong with me
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    Or if your looking for hot ladies it looks like there is a nice escort agency according to pretty much every thread on here!!

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    I think i've tired myself out with all my man whoring.
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    Who's the twat pushing the yank whore house??

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Who's the twat pushing the yank whore house??
    say what!?
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    yeah, stupid spammer.
    I wonder how much people get paid to join forums and spam the crap out of them?

    Its never to hot to perv on women.
    Its often to cold to perv on women.
    Its often the wrong time to pee on women.
    Its never the wrong time or temp to *** on women.

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    If theres a spamming job going and it pays well, i reckon we all have enough time on our hands!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    If theres a spamming job going and it pays well, i reckon we all have enough time on our hands!!
    Damn straight. I spam these boards every day lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    any one found any new hot women to perv over?
    Only the new bird in my office that I mentioned a few weeks back.

    My good holy god she is BANGING.

    And about 35 which makes it even better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Maybe it's just me, what's wrong with me
    I don't know, but I bet it's hard to pronounce....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Only the new bird in my office that I mentioned a few weeks back.

    My good holy god she is BANGING.

    And about 35 which makes it even better.

    Is this the one with the nice ass?

    I'm still waiting on pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Is this the one with the nice ass?

    I'm still waiting on pics.
    Oh yes. Not just a nice ass, but probably the nicest ass I have ever seen in my life.

    It's just a little tricky to get photos in the office. Believe me I want some for personal use....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Oh yes. Not just a nice ass, but probably the nicest ass I have ever seen in my life.

    It's just a little tricky to get photos in the office. Believe me I want some for personal use....
    you'll find away with some tape, rubber bands and a stick.

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    pics or it didnt happen...

    I quite like how that phrase makes little to no sense but is so versitile!

    Can't you just be texting in her direction...

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    Just remember flash and camera sound OFF!!!!

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    OK, I shall try. And hey, if she notices then at least she'll know that I want to smash her meat curtains in....

    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Just remember flash and camera sound OFF!!!!
    Ummm, good advice this.
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    Or you could be a massive lad and just do it really obviously and see what happens...

    Too slow meat curtain smashing already mentioned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Or you could be a massive lad and just do it really obviously and see what happens...
    Now Dane, does that sound like something I would do?? I mean really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Now Dane, does that sound like something I would do?? I mean really?
    Yes

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    Talking of nice ass, i got sent a lovely pic yesterday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Yes
    What can I say? The man knows me.

    If it was anywhere else in the world but work then I would. However our HR manager is just up the way and she is a right b*tch.

    I'll catch the fine one next time she's at the coffee machine...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    What can I say? The man knows me.

    If it was anywhere else in the world but work then I would. However our HR manager is just up the way and she is a right b*tch.

    I'll catch the fine one next time she's at the coffee machine...
    I can see it now, the coffee machines just to the right of your desk, she bends over 'oh is my cup full yet' and BAM perfect oppertunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Talking of nice ass, i got sent a lovely pic yesterday!
    Hmmmm. You know what I am actually missing the woman whilst she's away :-/. WTF?

    Thats not like me at all, I should be out pasty smashing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    I can see it now, the coffee machines just to the right of your desk, she bends over 'oh is my cup full yet' and BAM perfect oppertunity
    Yarp. Maybe I could pull out all the stops and go and do a Tango man on her arse. I'd love to have a feel.
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    The trick of taking photos of people without them knowing is truly believing yourself that they don't know you're doing it.
    The minute you get nervous it shows, and they sense you are taking a pic.

    Now off you go....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Talking of nice ass, i got sent a lovely pic yesterday!
    Could you be tempted to post in the POYM thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Now off you go....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Could you be tempted to post in the POYM thread?
    I could but as its not of my Mrs it just wouldnt be fair!

 

 

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