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    Im enjoying my last week of not a lot of work, then next week i am a busy boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Bitter aren't we? :D

    Give the man-whore a break! He has to get some work every now and again.
    Lol. Im sure he will have an interesting day, lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Lol. Im sure he will have an interesting day, lmao.
    It's p!ss easy work. Just setting up 18 docking stations and laptops. Day out the office though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Lol. Im sure he will have an interesting day, lmao.
    I disliked your post, purely because you disliked mine! Being a man-whore is what we all want really.


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    Crazy it sounds like you want some of the man-whore action!!!! Now theres an idea lol!

    Well im not bored, not working at the moment and loving it, but working harder than ever getting the house straight!


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    Man whoring is an art, not everyone can just get out there and put it about.

    Always remember, "dont be a fool, wrap your tool".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    I hope it rains for your journey out into the big world, lol.
    What's with the negativity?? lol

    If it does rain, I will laugh though...
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    What man wouldnt want to be a man whore??

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Always remember, "dont be a fool, wrap your tool".
    I always remember 'Strap it up before you slap it up'.

    Sadly, that was a rule I ignored, and now pay the 3 year old, very expensive, but very cute price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    What man wouldnt want to be a man whore??
    Cliff Richard.

    (But he's just weird.....)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I always remember 'Strap it up before you slap it up'.

    Sadly, that was a rule I ignored, and now pay the 3 year old, very expensive, but very cute price.
    Better than genital worts I suppose!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Cliff Richard.

    (But he's just weird.....)
    Clearly not a REAL man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    ...but working harder than ever getting the house straight!
    Clearly working hard!

    As for man-whore...if mrs crazy88 let me, yes I would. Twice nightly and ever so rightly.

    Welly and Westy, those phrases cracked me up!!


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    Would it be acceptable to be a man whore as long as the wife didnt know??

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I disliked your post, purely because you disliked mine! Being a man-whore is what we all want really.
    I didnt take it personally, lol.

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    And don't be afraid to double wrap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Would it be acceptable to be a man whore as long as the wife didnt know??
    What the eye doesn't see, the heart cant grieve about
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    And don't be afraid to double wrap!
    Double wrap and one for the balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    What's with the negativity?? lol

    If it does rain, I will laugh though...
    Didnt want you to have to suffer sunburn, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    but working harder than ever getting the house straight!
    Why did you buy a gay house?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    What the eye doesn't see, the heart cant grieve about
    That is a great saying!

    Sounds like a green light to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    And don't be afraid to double wrap!
    Ahhhh, but then you don't actually feel anything. Which is ****e.

    It's a fine line boys....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Crazy it sounds like you want some of the man-whore action!!!! Now theres an idea lol!

    Well im not bored, not working at the moment and loving it, but working harder than ever getting the house straight!
    Glad your enjoying your new life Sarah, hope your weather improves soon, it sounds so much like Scotland, rain and the occasional bit of sun, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Would it be acceptable to be a man whore as long as the wife didnt know??
    Ummmmm. Morally questionable.





    But yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Ummmmm. Morally questionable.





    But yes.
    I knew i could rely on you boys to back me up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    I knew i could rely on you boys to back me up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Why did you buy a gay house?!
    lol well it could well be! But no, our containers just arrived so its like Xmas for me!!!!! Ive opened things I totally forgot we had, its great! And I've found all the scalextric too! Brilliant


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    Welly, you officially have midgets hands!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    ... And I've found all the scalextric too! Brilliant
    There really is no way you're a girl! Stop the pretending and just admit it.


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    Where do i start though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Welly, you officially have midgets hands!
    Agreed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    Where do i start though?
    You need yourself a he-pimp


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    You need yourself a he-pimp
    I dont want a pimp though ive seen what they do to there whores!

    Can i not just freelance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Welly, you officially have midgets hands!
    Thats why I work in IT..... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeyg View Post
    I dont want a pimp though ive seen what they do to there whores!

    Can i not just freelance?
    Yeah I'm my own boss, it's easy. Plus it's all cash in hand so the tax man never knows
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Thats why I work in IT..... lol.
    And drive a micro machine too? :P Anyone else used to play with them? I loved micro machines.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    And drive a micro machine too? :P Anyone else used to play with them? I loved micro machines.
    Yeah man, I had the game for one of the old skool consoles as well. I forget which one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    There really is no way you're a girl! Stop the pretending and just admit it.

    Shut it you! Ive l've already proved im a girly at meets lol. But what i'm trying to do is find all the scalextric and see how big a track I can put together! So far its family room through to the eating and games lol but need some more tighter corners to make it more fun!

    What I cant wait for is to get the toys we bought off price drop ages ago. They go on land, sand and water and are ace! But want a pool first! Oh and who says only you boys can play with the toys!!!!! lol


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    Just browsing you tube for some old classics, just happened upon some Skid Row.

    Takes me back to when I was younger and my brother used to love them.
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    Sweet Jesus I'm bored. Stuck in the office this aft, made the school boy error of coming back in after my morning site visit...

 

 

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